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Minecraft server: /gw2g/ – Mine Wars 2: The Blockening

Homesteads, Speed Relics, gw2 efficiency, wvw restructuring, lol butts edition

Welcome to the most butt-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Guilds that are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Plus, we have a Wizard Vault that you can raid weekly for some magical loot – just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens!

If you’re feeling poor in-game, fear not! We have daily checklists and currencies that will have you rolling in diamonds in no time. And if your build is absolute garbage, we’ve got resources that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. Trust us, you’ll be building castles in the sky in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have WvW Restructuring that includes swimsuits for your blocky character – because who doesn’t want to battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the Warclaw double jump and homesteads with land spears – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. And remember, the previous wipe was epic – just ask the fire-breathing chickens.

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BikiniBabysitterCraft

Chill, joint custody, Paper, Cheating, green light

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this babysitting story!

Imagine a world where divorced parents battle it out at the pool over what you wear. Dive into the drama and see who will come out on top – the bikini-wearing babysitter or the belly ring-hating dad.

With joint custody of the kids at stake, you never know what will happen next. Will the dad try to steal the kids away during the night? Will the babysitter unleash her wrath and reveal all to the mom?

Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

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Crafty Kim’s Block Party: Where South Korean moms and Minecraft collide in hilarious chaos! 🇰🇷🎮

Swimsuits, pool with slide, Cultural differences, Minecraft, collide

Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest pool parties ever! Our server is so wild, even your mom will make you strip naked and jump into the pool with strangers’ kids. Who needs swim shorts anyway? Our South Korean friend will welcome you with open arms (and maybe some weird rules) for a night you’ll never forget. Don’t miss out on the chance to make awkward memories that will last a lifetime on our server!

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SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

Lebanese government, iran, lebanon, Middle East peace process, SovereignCraft

so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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MirageCraft2025

military technology, Geopolitical, Conflict Resolution, Transfer, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got so many mirage 2000 jets flying around, you’ll think you’re in a war zone. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know?

imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.

plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”

so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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The Dominion: Where dragons steal your loot and creepers steal your heart! Now with even more custom items!

Dominion, smp, Custom, community-driven, Discord

Welcome to The Dominion

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰

Features	Description
⚔️ DUNGEONS	Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
🌍 WORLDS	Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION	Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN	Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION	Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links

Discord

Map

Rules

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules.
Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Age Gap Minecraft Server

aging gracefully, SELF AWARENESS, gap, social norms, generational differences

Are you tired of feeling ancient in your own country? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youthfulness. Who needs maturity when you can have endless fun and shenanigans on our server? So come on, join us and leave your wrinkles and responsibilities behind!

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> Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP

Visual, Help, Display, blurry, taskbar icons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

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MotoStop Minecraft Server

Asshole, red light, Server, AITAH, front bumper

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of motorcycle road rage in a safe and blocky environment? Look no further! Join our server and reenact the epic brake checking showdown that happened at a stoplight in Oregon.

Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.

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WeddingWhitelist

sister, Bridal, wedding planning, Respect, Rift

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wedding dress drama that will make your blocky world spin!

Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild sister appears wearing a white dress to your virtual wedding! Will you be able to stop her before she steals your spotlight? Will your virtual parents take sides in this epic battle of fashion faux pas? Only on our server will you find out!

Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous wedding dress showdown in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything can happen!

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