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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 625 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
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