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DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

#announcement, Agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, DiplomaticCraftUSARussia, foreign policy, global affairs, historical agreement, International cooperation, international relations, official statement, Politics, president putin, Putin administration, Putin-Trump meeting, russia, united states, US-Russia relations, world news

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, u know how president putin and the united states are always at odds, right? well, guess what? they finally decided to be bffs again! like, can u believe it? it’s like when ur two besties finally stop fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza.

anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.

so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

Error Prone Chatbot Server

Accuracy, AI study, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, chatbot, chatbot errors, Chatbots, Communication, data analysis, error, errors, Gemini, INFORMATION, machine learning, Messaging, News, news summary, PRONE, research, Server, study, Technology, worst offender

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	1075	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

OMG, so like, this server is like, totally insane, bro. Like, the chatbots on here are so messed up, they can’t even summarize the news right. It’s like, hilarious, man. You gotta join just to see how wacky it is. Plus, this server has the craziest stories ever, like one time a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns flushing themselves down it. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta join this server, it’s a total trip, dude.

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3785
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4360	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	4433
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	224
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	531588
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	404
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1110

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7297	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8249	Potions Brewed:	128
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ores Mined:	9930
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!