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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magic Items Found:	6619
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	965	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	125	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	2102	Dragon Eggs Found:	9634
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	190
Void Armor Forged:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1074	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	9513	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!