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FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	2849	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be fired up with excitement from the moment you join! Our staff are like TNT – ready to explode with helpfulness and fun at any moment.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world, only to have it destroyed by a mischievous group of chickens armed with pickaxes. Or test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have taken over the local village and are demanding taxes in the form of diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry, look no further! Join us today and see just how fast you can get fired up in the best way possible.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Animals Bred:	66	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mines Excavated:	4938
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Villages Defended:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6497	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magic Items Found:	6721
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Star Shards Collected:	231
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!