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Swift Minecraft SMP Actress
What’s next for actress Taylor Swift? Well, rumor has it she’s taking a break from the music industry to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Because she heard we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got kicked out for griefing. So if you want to mine with Taylor Swift and battle creepers with Kanye West, join our SMP today! -
The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?
So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!
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>Crafty Kong SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.
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Double Speedcraft
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to do anything fun? Well, look no further because our server is at least twice as fast as those other losers!Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at lightning speed, building epic structures in half the time, and fighting off creepers with superhuman reflexes. Our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft version of The Flash!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret potion made from rare enchanted golden apples and unicorn tears. That’s right, we’ve got magical powers on our side, making everything on our server twice as awesome!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculously fast and outrageously fun Minecraft server today and start gaming at warp speed!
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LinkCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being called the “cuckold of crypto”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the disrespect! Our server is like a Chainlink partnership with Google Cloud – revolutionary and full of potential.When you join our server, you’ll be welcomed with open arms by fellow LINK holders who understand the true value of Chainlink. No more being insulted by your wife’s boyfriend or anyone else – on our server, you’ll be respected for your crypto knowledge and investment savvy.
Imagine a world where you can build your own decentralized oracle in Minecraft, connecting smart contracts with real-world data in a virtual landscape. It’s like DeFi meets gaming meets supply chain management – all in one epic server experience.
So come join us and say goodbye to the “cuckolds of crypto” label. Embrace the bright future of Chainlink and celebrate its contributions with like-minded players. The only insult you’ll find here is how much fun you’re having!
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AnonCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.
So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.
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Vurxx SMP Reignited: Where even the creepers are modded to sing Taylor Swift songs
Vurxx SMP Reignited Minecraft Server
Description Vurxx SMP Reignited is a fairly new Minecraft server. We are a small community of friends from a previous server looking to make new friends. The server is semi-roleplay/in-character but allows for player freedom. The server features basic Vanilla+ mods. FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? You can apply to join the server by clicking here. Is the server strictly roleplay? The server is semi-roleplay/in-character, but players have freedom to play as they like. Are there any game-changing mods on the server? The server features basic Vanilla+ mods that do not significantly alter gameplay. Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, the server is open to new players and inviting friends is encouraged. -
FastCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being stuck in the slow lane on other Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll be zooming past everyone in the fast lane! Our server is so fast, even the creepers can’t keep up!Join us for epic races on pigback, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is equipped with a GPS system that leads you straight to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who moves so fast, he once outran a horde of zombies while juggling TNT! Rumor has it, if you can beat Speedy Steve in a race, he’ll grant you three wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those slowpokes behind and join us in the fast lane for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
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Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday
Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.
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Get your dose of vanilla with a side of lifesteal on Swift Network 1.20! No squares or curls here.
Swift Network Minecraft Server Overview
Server Description Survival Chill out, relax, build and have a great experience playing with other players. Team up and go on great adventures! Lifesteal Every kill wins you a heart, whereas every death loses you a heart. If you die, you get BANNED for 24 hours! FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
What are the server features?
The server features include a balanced economy, land claims for protection, player shops, frequent giveaways, and friendly staff.
What are the rules of the server?
- No using any additions to the game that could give one an unfair advantage
- No NSFW, discrimination, threats, toxicity, or vulgar language in chat
- No inappropriate skins, usernames, or item names
- Follow the staff’s instructions
How can I join the server?
To join, copy the server IP (play.swiftnetwork.online) and paste it into your multiplayer server list, then join using your server list.
What upcoming features can we expect?
- Random Kits server releasing at 100 players
- HUGE GIVEAWAY at 50 players
- Updating the Skills System to make it even better