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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, anticipation, destiny, eerie premonitions, fate, fear of the unknown, foreboding, future outcomes, impending doom., impending fate, knowing the future, mysterious events, MysticCraft, ominous signs, premonition, Prophecy, Realms, supernatural predictions, Suspense, uncertain future, uncertainty, unknown consequences

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Lol, bro, if you don’t join this Minecraft server, you’re gonna be stuck in a world where pigs fly and creepers give hugs.

>do you know what’s going to happen to you now?

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

Don’t be a noob, join now and witness the epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous way possible.

Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Potions Brewed:	198
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4047
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7002
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1524	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	9339	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Emeralds Found:	6640
Ores Mined:	4527	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1650
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyCraze: Where Blocks Come to Life

blocks, Brainstorming, CraftyCraze, creative solution, desire, dream, entrepreneurial opportunity., existed, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, invention, Life, market gap, Need, problem solving, product, service, Technology, untapped potential, wish

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness that you never knew existed!