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  • MogMaster Minecraft SMP

    MogMaster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9993
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Votes: 2572
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3399 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no dirt house” policy. That’s right, if you try to build a dirt house, a herd of angry llamas will come and spit on you until you build something worthy of their majestic presence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLove: My Significant Other, the Blockbuster Hit!

    BlockyLove: My Significant Other, the Blockbuster Hit!
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2882
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 348 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Votes: 5609
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Divine Spears Created: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find your perfect mining partner faster than you can say “I am Groot!”

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring dungeons with your significant other, who will have you saying “You had me at ‘Hello!’” as you battle mobs together like a dynamic duo straight out of a superhero movie.

    With our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely in the mines again. So come on down and find your Minecraft soulmate today – because as they say in the movies, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry for stealing all the diamonds.”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

    BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2839
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mines Excavated: 4229
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Runes Activated: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeysCraft Minecraft Server

    WifeysCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 619
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as my wife? Look no further! Our server is so adorable, you’ll want to marry it just like I did with my wife (who is, by the way, the cutest thing ever). Join us for some blocky fun and maybe you’ll find your own pixelated soulmate! Just don’t tell my wife, she might get jealous of all the attention you’ll be giving to our server.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creep-Free Crafters: Where Only Blocks Get Old!

    Creep-Free Crafters: Where Only Blocks Get Old!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 2691
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 81 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have old men calling you sweetheart and darling left and right, but don’t worry, they’re just being nice and that’s just their vernacular. It adds a touch of charm to the server that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who doesn’t love a little old-fashioned flattery while building your epic Minecraft creations? Join us now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

    Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2203
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

    Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

    So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

    CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2866
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Votes: 3254
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 5448
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

    Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

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  • Pixel Pervs & Creepers

    Pixel Pervs & Creepers
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 266
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Enchantments Applied: 280
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Villages Defended: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

    – Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

    – Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

    – And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

    ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 771
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

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  • Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

    Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 3140
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Players Killed by Monsters: 770
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Villages Defended: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

    EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2273
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

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  • Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

    Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6472
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

    Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

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  • CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

    CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2128
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8455 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

    Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

    Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9627
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

    Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

    So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

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