We’ve got more love in our pixelated world than all the heart-shaped candies in the universe!
Build a heart-shaped castle for your virtual crush and watch them fall head over heels for you!
Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft date night under the stars?
Join now and let’s make love potions and ride pigs into the sunset together!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring dungeons with your significant other, who will have you saying “You had me at ‘Hello!’” as you battle mobs together like a dynamic duo straight out of a superhero movie.
With our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely in the mines again. So come on down and find your Minecraft soulmate today – because as they say in the movies, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry for stealing all the diamonds.”
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
Join this server and you’ll be battling dragons with Ross and Rachel, building epic castles with Jon Snow, and hunting for buried treasure with Spongebob and Patrick.
But wait, there’s more! The server is also haunted by the ghost of Walter White, who will trade you diamonds for blue meth. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where all the characters from The Office are having a dance party.
So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you live out your wildest TV show fantasies while also mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? It’s the most epic crossover event since the Avengers teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
join our server and be like zelensky, but without all the political drama. u can sign deals and stuff, but they won’t cost u 10 generations of ur family’s wealth.
come join us and be the ruler of ur own minecraft world, where u can mine all the diamonds u want without worrying about the economy crashing. it’s like a utopia, but with creepers and stuff.
so come on down and join our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can fit in ur inventory. trust us, it’s way better than signing natural resource deals that will haunt u for generations to come.
this server is so lit, even a 30-year old woman who ate street food in bangkok, raw sushi in tokyo, and swam in the ocean in hawaii couldn’t resist joining! she said the only thing more addictive than our server was the sushi (and that’s saying a lot)!
we’ve got more excitement than a medical mystery, more adventure than a trip around the world, and more laughs than a rat lungworm trying to navigate a brain! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!
Deepstone is a cave-only Anarchy server with custom terrain that allows for full minecraft playthrough without any need for going up to surface. Mods/admins play on survival too so you don’t have to worry about admin abuse. Expect hidden structures and beautiful landscape for aggressive and passive gameplay.
deepstone.play-network.io
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly People | We pride ourselves on being respectful, welcoming, and (somewhat) mature. We maintain a relaxed environment where you can be as you please. |
| Vanilla Plus | No pay to win. Everyone is equal and limited only by what vanilla Minecraft can do. Server-side data packs enhance gameplay. |
| Easy connectivity | Server is up 24/7, no mods needed to join. Simple Voice Chat mod encouraged for easy communication. |
| Redstone Ready | Running on 1.21.4 Fabric, Redstone contraptions won’t break. |
A: Click here to join our Discord server. Fill out an application in the applications channel to start playing.
A: We prefer players to be 16 years or older to ensure a safe environment for everyone.
A: Some of our data packs include “fast leaf decay”, “mob and player head drops”, “Discord to Minecraft chat”, “invisible item frames”, and “custom armor stands”. More details can be found in our Discord server.
A: No mods are needed to join the server. The Simple Voice Chat mod is encouraged for communication but not required.
A: Message tastygarlek, .anmts, or klaatzoo on Discord for any questions or issues.
A: Our server owner, Klaatzoo, has a big ego. Please excuse the server name.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we got more merch than a Villager on Black Friday! Plus, our streams are so lit, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool. And don’t even get me started on our debut stream – it’s more epic than finding diamonds at bedrock level!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to rock on with us. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers – unless they’re helping you find buried treasure, of course. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!
Our server is the perfect place to teach young ones right from wrong, whether they’re NPCs or real players. No more eye-rolling or refusing to share tables here – we believe in creating a harmonious virtual family where apologies are encouraged and justice is served by building pixelated courts.
So come on down and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life family dinners when you can have a Minecraft feast with us? Join now and be the hero your blocky relatives never knew they needed!
Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, whether you’re a new parent looking to build a library for your baby or just someone who wants to escape reality for a while. We don’t judge your reading choices or accuse you of being a secret racist just because you enjoy a classic children’s book.
So come on over and join us for some fun and relaxation. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground library filled with rare books waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a Dr. Seuss book that even Sil would approve of!