Sweetener MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

plaque, Release, insulin, Risk, 200 times sweeter

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

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Sweet Coffee Night Owls

study, OWLS, Beverages, day and night reversal, DiSRuPtiON

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like a basic b*tch? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like adding sweetener to your coffee and turning into a freakin’ night owl!

We got crazy sh*t happening on this server, like mice with messed up body clocks because they added sugar to their coffee. Like, who knew coffee could make you time travel, amirite? Join our server and watch as day and night get reversed like some trippy sci-fi movie.

So come on, join us on this wild ride where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even turn into a mouse with a messed up body clock. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little too much caffeine). Let’s get this party started, yo!

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> Corn Syrup Minecraft SMP

SWEET, Glucose, Food Industry, invention, Japanese research institute

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy, where players battle it out to uncover the truth behind the invention of corn syrup. Was it really just a coincidence, or was it a meticulously planned revenge plot that has been brewing for centuries?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From secret underground societies to llama rodeos gone wrong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy!

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ErythritolClotCraft

low calorie, study, metabolism, cardiovascular disease, diet

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

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BugCraft Minecraft Server

bed bug treatment, bed bug control, bed bug awareness, bed bug risks, bed bug signs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a bed bug infestation in a big city? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of bed bugs crawling up your sleeve (just kidding, we promise there are no real bugs involved).

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like trying to figure out if that bug is a bat bug or a bed bug. And just like bed bugs, our server won’t jump to conclusions or crawl on smooth surfaces – it’s all about smooth gameplay and epic adventures.

Join us for a Valentine’s Day special trip with your in-game partner, but watch out for any hidden surprises, just like not disclosing a bed bug infestation to your real-life partner before a romantic getaway. And if you’re planning a lake trip, make sure to clear your inventory of any bed bugs before joining us – because our server is all about clean fun (literally, no bugs allowed).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just make sure to bring your bug spray!

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WendyCatGriefers

interruption, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, emotional boundaries, WendyCatGriefers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Wendy Williams’ cat, My Way.

Are you tired of feeling like nobody listens to you? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your voice will be heard, even if it’s in the midst of a chaotic rant about your problems. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure like the name of Wendy Williams’ cat!

Our community is full of characters just like your mom, who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics. And if you ever feel like the villain in your own story, don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama queens to share the spotlight with you.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to embrace the drama and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious situation that will leave you laughing like never before. See you there!

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Creeper’s Couch Potato Paradise

Entertainment, animation, weight gain, wall-e, Paradise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the mystery of how the people in Wall-E managed to have kids when they couldn’t even stand up!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as quirky as they come.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of Wall-E’s baby boom while building the craziest creations you can imagine. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks – they’re the real masterminds behind it all!

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MunichProtestCraft

resistance, anti-fascism, grassroots movement, civil disobedience, solidarity

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than protesters in Munich!! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! join us and fight against the evil far-right AfD in our virtual world! show them who’s boss by building the biggest castle and ruling over all the land! plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – you don’t want to miss out on that drama! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life!

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Antique Bedroom Lead Painted Server

restoration, health risks, antique, BEDROOM, Refurbishment

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is covered in layers of lead paint just like my grandma’s antique bedroom set! it’s like a toxic treasure hunt as you navigate through our virtual world, dodging lead paint chips and trying not to lick anything! but don’t worry, the lead paint adds an extra challenge to the game, making it even more thrilling and heart-pounding! plus, who needs brain cells anyway? join now for a truly unforgettable and potentially hazardous experience!

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Flower Power Bacteria Slayer

wound care, Antibacterial, floral therapy, wound dressing, medical innovation

come join our epic minecraft server where we use TINY FLOWERS to kill bacteria!! yes, you heard that right, TINY FLOWERS! imagine running around in a world filled with beautiful blooms that also double as deadly weapons against those pesky bacteria mobs.

our scientists have created a magical material that harnesses the power of these tiny flowers to keep our server clean and germ-free. no more worrying about getting sick from dirty blocks or infected zombies, our flowers got your back!

so come on over and join us for some flower-powered fun! who knew saving the world could be so pretty?

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