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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Potions Brewed:	173	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1855
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

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