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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1610 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Our server is like no other, with safe firmwares that will blow your mind. From 3DS exploits to Vita hacks, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t even get us started on the OG Xbox exploit that was released – it’s like a game changer on steroids.
But wait, there’s more! We have crazy news updates like the Aroma Beta-22 for Wii U and the GoldHEN 2.4b17.3 for PS4/PS5. Plus, who could forget the Twilight Menu++ 27.6.0 for DSi/3DS – it’s a game library on steroids.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that’s so off-the-wall that players are literally trapped in their virtual homes? Come join the madness and see for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.