New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 6890
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

    In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

    So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1435
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

    CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 679
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 207101
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1421 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Runes Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7246
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8860
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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  • BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

    BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 9445
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

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    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

    We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

    And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

    So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • REDE MTV

    REDE MTV
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8890
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArcticChill Minecraft Server

    ArcticChill Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4311
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 500
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Gods Slained: 1

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    Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

    Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

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  • CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

    CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5251
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5

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    Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JunkDrawerCraft

    JunkDrawerCraft
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1742
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 52

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

    Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

    But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

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  • BoomerBlastMC

    BoomerBlastMC
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 7316
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Runes Activated: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

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    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

    So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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