Swedes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoycott Minecraft Server

international relations, diplomatic tensions, trade relations, policy shifts, Boycott

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where swedes are launching a boycott of US goods cuz of some crazy policy shifts!! like, who even knew that could happen in a blocky world?? build your own swedish boycott headquarters and show those americans who’s boss! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! join now and be part of the craziest boycott ever seen in minecraft history!

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Swedes Age Minecraft Server

Swedes, culture, Skincare Routine, aging process, Exercise

Are you tired of aging like a boring old human? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can age like a true Swede! Picture this: you start off as a fresh-faced blocky character, but as you play on our server, you slowly transform into a majestic Viking warrior complete with a flowing beard and battle scars. Join us and witness the epic transformation for yourself! Who needs anti-aging creams when you can become a legendary warrior in Minecraft?

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GrannyCraft: Paid Babysitting Services

family bonding, Babysitting, childcare, Sweden, paid time off

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where grandparents get PAID to take care of their grandkids! That’s right, folks, we’re breaking boundaries here!

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic saga of Granny vs. Creeper, where Grandma Mildred takes on hordes of explosive mobs armed only with her knitting needles and a fierce determination to protect her precious grandbabies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Grandpa Bob, who single-handedly built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his grandkids. And let’s not forget about Aunt Sally, who tamed a pack of wild wolves to protect her nephews and nieces from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! Grandma-approved and Creeper-proof, this server is where the real fun begins. See you there, gamers!

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BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

Server, literal, free, stupid, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

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Threecraft: Where adults pretend to be Hermit-like Swedes, but really just play Minecraft all day

Swedish, Minecraft, rules, nystart, anti-grief

Threecraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type Vanilla with anti-grief plugins

Server Launch Date June 13th

Community Age Several years

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What type of server is Threecraft?

Threecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server with anti-grief plugins to enhance gameplay experience.

2. What are the server rules?

The server rules are based on common sense – no stealing, no griefing, respect others’ builds and ask for permission before using others’ farms, including villagers.

3. Can players build anywhere on the server?

Yes, players are free to build wherever they want on the server, whether they are builders or redstoners.

4. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a shopping district for players interested in trading and commerce.

5. How can I contact the server admins for further questions?

If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to us via our communication channels.

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SweedishRussianCraft: Where stereotypes collide in blocky fashion!

Roles, Backlash, OFFENDED, Actors, Acting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city where only the bravest adventurers dare to explore, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old gold?), and a magical portal that transports you to a land of unicorns and rainbows (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

Blood type O, vulnerable, Desperation, POVERTY, social media

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

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ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

side effects, zinc supplements, Benefits, Supplements, zinc side effects

so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Fabric, Server, thread spool, Handmade, textile art

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

sexual exploration, BDSM, jerk off, exhibitionism, fetishes

Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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Server Type	Vanilla with anti-grief plugins
Server Launch Date	June 13th
Community Age	Several years

Swedes

Threecraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What type of server is Threecraft?

2. What are the server rules?

3. Can players build anywhere on the server?

4. Is there a shopping district on the server?

5. How can I contact the server admins for further questions?