Swedes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBoycott Minecraft Server

foreign policy, international relations, diplomatic response, global trade, economic impact

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where swedes are launching a boycott of US goods cuz of some crazy policy shifts!! like, who even knew that could happen in a blocky world?? build your own swedish boycott headquarters and show those americans who’s boss! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! join now and be part of the craziest boycott ever seen in minecraft history!

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Swedes Age Minecraft Server

Aging population, healthy living, Skincare Routine, Swedes, aging

Are you tired of aging like a boring old human? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can age like a true Swede! Picture this: you start off as a fresh-faced blocky character, but as you play on our server, you slowly transform into a majestic Viking warrior complete with a flowing beard and battle scars. Join us and witness the epic transformation for yourself! Who needs anti-aging creams when you can become a legendary warrior in Minecraft?

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GrannyCraft: Paid Babysitting Services

childcare, eldercare, paid time off, Family Support, parental leave

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where grandparents get PAID to take care of their grandkids! That’s right, folks, we’re breaking boundaries here!

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic saga of Granny vs. Creeper, where Grandma Mildred takes on hordes of explosive mobs armed only with her knitting needles and a fierce determination to protect her precious grandbabies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Grandpa Bob, who single-handedly built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his grandkids. And let’s not forget about Aunt Sally, who tamed a pack of wild wolves to protect her nephews and nieces from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! Grandma-approved and Creeper-proof, this server is where the real fun begins. See you there, gamers!

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BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

tags, Minecraft, BlockyBerg, Server, public domain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

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Threecraft: Where adults pretend to be Hermit-like Swedes, but really just play Minecraft all day

Play, redstoner, servern, nystart, PRETEND

Threecraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type Vanilla with anti-grief plugins

Server Launch Date June 13th

Community Age Several years

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What type of server is Threecraft?

Threecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server with anti-grief plugins to enhance gameplay experience.

2. What are the server rules?

The server rules are based on common sense – no stealing, no griefing, respect others’ builds and ask for permission before using others’ farms, including villagers.

3. Can players build anywhere on the server?

Yes, players are free to build wherever they want on the server, whether they are builders or redstoners.

4. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a shopping district for players interested in trading and commerce.

5. How can I contact the server admins for further questions?

If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to us via our communication channels.

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SweedishRussianCraft: Where stereotypes collide in blocky fashion!

fashion, representation, cultural appropriation, blocky, OFFENDED

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city where only the bravest adventurers dare to explore, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old gold?), and a magical portal that transports you to a land of unicorns and rainbows (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

important choices, impactful decisions, turning points, life-altering choices, transformative choices

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

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TipsyCraft

tipsy, Party, Carefree, socializing, Drinking

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

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CraftyBlockWars

Israel, political decisions, Continues, military equipment, arms sales

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

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Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

rare vaccine adverse event, Syndrome, GuillainBarre, vaccine risk, RSV vaccine

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

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Server Type	Vanilla with anti-grief plugins
Server Launch Date	June 13th
Community Age	Several years

Swedes

Threecraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What type of server is Threecraft?

2. What are the server rules?

3. Can players build anywhere on the server?

4. Is there a shopping district on the server?

5. How can I contact the server admins for further questions?