Banana-phobic Swede on Minecraft SMP

banana fear, Bananaphobic, bbc news, fear of bananas, fear of bananas in Sweden, fear of food, fear of fruit, irrational fears, Minecraft, Pathetic, Phobia, smp, Swede, Swedecucks, Sweden, Sweden news, Swedish bananaphobia, Swedish culture, Swedish humor, Swedish identity, Swedish news, Swedish society, Swedish stereotypes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	4029
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever find!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition.

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and if you can impress them with your sick moves, they might just teach you their ways.

But beware, the Swedecucks are always lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of chicken jousting. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

TaxedCraft

1400 eur, 1480 eur, 6 months, Account.., BONUS, earnings, European, finance, finn, income, MONEY, Month, neetbux, payment, salary, savings, Swede, tax bonus, TaxedCraft, Transfer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	4274	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn more in-game currency than a Swede or Finn on neetbux! Join now and receive a bonus of 1480 diamonds after tax, with the potential to earn an additional 1400 diamonds in bonuses every month. Our server is so lucrative, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Plus, rumor has it that the next bonus could be a rare, mythical item that will make all your friends jealous. So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in Minecraft!

BlockyFantasyLand

adventurous, BlockyFantasyLand, desire, Erotic, explicit, explicit fantasy, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, fulfillment, INTIMATE, Kinky, NSFW, Pleasure, Reality, Roleplay, satisfaction, sexual fantasy, taboo, ultimate fantasy, Wild

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	145	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your NSFW fantasies! Imagine a world where you can build your very own adult-themed creations, battle naughty mobs, and explore steamy dungeons filled with risqué loot. Join us and let your wildest dreams come true in a world where anything is possible (as long as it’s NSFW)! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

OmskBoom Minecraft Server

emergency response, emergency services, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Incident, industrial accident, industrial disaster, Minecraft, News, OIL INDUSTRY, Oil Refinery, Omsk, Omsk refinery, OmskBoom, refinery explosion, refinery fire, refinery safety, russia, russia news, safety protocols, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	412739	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like russia’s oil refinery in omsk! we’ve got more explosions than a michael bay movie and more fire than a dragon’s burp. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs safety regulations when you can have this much fun? join now and let the mayhem begin!

BradleyCraft: Ukraine Edition

BradleyCraft, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, Edition, FOREIGN AID, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military power, military strategy, military support, military technology, Old US Bradleys, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, us military, US support, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	540
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u why u should totally hop on this crazy train.

first of all, we got old US Bradleys running around like they’re on a mission from the minecraft gods. these bad boys are becoming LEGENDS in Ukraine, like, can u even imagine? they’re like the superheroes of the server, taking out creepers and zombies left and right.

and get this, when u join, u get to ride in one of these bad boys. yep, u heard me right. u can hop in a Bradley and go on a wild ride through the minecraft world, blowing stuff up and causing chaos wherever u go. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with explosions.

plus, when u join, u get a special quest to find all the hidden weapons u need to become a true minecraft warrior. u gotta search high and low, battle monsters, and solve puzzles to collect them all. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but way more dangerous.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those Bradleys, they’re a force to be reckoned with.

HeatSeekerCraft

blood-feeding, body heat, entomology, heat detection, HeatSeekerCraft, host-seeking behavior, humans, infrared sensing, insect biology, insect navigation, insect physiology, mosquito attraction, mosquito behavior, mosquito bites, mosquito control, mosquito repellent, mosquito-borne illnesses, mosquitoes, Pest Management, Tracking, vector-borne diseases

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a freakin’ mosquito party up in here! We got bugs flyin’ around sniffin’ out ur body heat like they tryna find a hot date or somethin’. But don’t worry, we got bug spray in the form of epic Minecraft adventures and crazy builds. So come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem sneaky mosquitoes!

Welcome to Glimmer Shores: Where sandcastles are destroyed and friendships end in explosions! 1.21 update available!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Adventure, Claims, Community, Community First, Destroyed, Discord, discord community, explosions, Features, FRIENDSHIPS, gamemode, Glimmer, Minecraft, Playground, Ready to elevate your Minecraft experience, Safe, sandcastles, Server, Shops, Shores, smp, Survival, trade system, update, Version, Welcoming

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9338	Dragon Eggs Found:	9892
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to Glimmer Shores!

At Glimmer Shores, we’re more than just a server; we’re a vibrant community dedicated to creating a safe, welcoming space for everyone to explore, build, and connect. Our server is constantly updated with the latest Minecraft features, ensuring an ever-evolving playground for your imagination.

🎉 Community First! Our dedicated Discord community is the heart of Glimmer Shores. Here, you can meet like-minded players, showcase your creations, and stay in the loop with server news and exclusive events. It’s the perfect place to share, learn, and grow with others who share your passion for Minecraft.

🚀 Ready to elevate your Minecraft experience? Join us at Glimmer Shores today! Adventure awaits!

Server Info

Version	1.21
Gamemode	Survival
Features	🏠 Claims 🛒 Shops 🔄 Trade System

Minecraft Server IPs

Java IP	Glimmershores.net
Bedrock IP	51.81.13.122:19132

🌐 Community: Join our Discord: discord.gg/3gfCGqkeUt

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does Glimmer Shores support?

A: Glimmer Shores supports Minecraft version 1.21 and is available on both Java and Bedrock Edition.

Q: What features are available on Glimmer Shores?

A: Some of the features on Glimmer Shores include claims for protecting your builds, shops for trading items, and a trade system for player-to-player transactions.

Q: How can I join the Glimmer Shores community?

A: You can join our Discord community by clicking on the provided link: discord.gg/3gfCGqkeUt.

MigrateCraft Server

African diaspora, assimilation, black people, Cultural differences, discrimination, economic advancement, Economic prosperity, education, employment, immigrant success, international migration, MigrateCraft, Migration, opportunities, racial disparities, racial inequality, racial prejudice, Server, social justice, social mobility, societal factors, success

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Villages Defended:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where black people who migrate magically do better than those in America! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where migrating black players have superpowers that make them unstoppable.

Imagine building your dream castle with the speed of light, mining diamonds with telekinesis, and battling mobs with the power of thunder! Our server is like no other, where the rules of reality are bent and anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of being a migrating black player who defies all odds and achieves greatness in this wacky Minecraft world!

UnderratedAF Minecraft SMP

Hidden Gem, Minecraft, Overlooked, slept on, smp, unacknowledged, unappreciated, Uncredited, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, undercelebrated, Underdog, underestimated, underexposed, underloved, undernoticed, underpraised, Underrated, underrated as fuck, UnderratedAF, underrecognized, undiscovered, unvalued

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to the most underrated Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the chest was left behind by a mysterious player who could fly and shoot fireballs from their hands. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players ride pigs as mounts and battle against evil zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on the most underrated Minecraft SMP server in existence!

KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

advice, autism assessment, Communication, compromise, Cook, cooker, Deposit, EXCITEMENT, FREEZER, Fridge, Kitchen Appliances, KitchenCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mortgage, new house, parents, point of view, relationship, Server, Understanding, Upset, washing machine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house with your partner, just like in real life!

On our server, you can use your virtual money to buy all the kitchen appliances your heart desires. Want a diamond-encrusted fridge? Go for it! How about a washing machine that also doubles as a time machine? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But be warned, just like in real life, there may be some drama along the way. Your parents might not approve of your appliance choices, but hey, who cares? It’s your house, your rules!

So come join us on the most exciting Minecraft server out there. Build your dream house, make questionable appliance choices, and maybe even find out if your partner is secretly a Minecraft mastermind. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

NoThankYouCardsNeeded

attendees, crackers, Elopement, Etiquette, gift, gourmet food basket, in person, Jams, low key, NoThankYouCardsNeeded, parents, personalized, small ceremony, specialty cheese, spreads, Thank you Cards, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding favors, wine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP wedding guest list? Look no further! Our server is so small and intimate, it’s like an elopement-style ceremony with only 8 players allowed at a time. You’ll feel like family with our tight-knit community of players.

And just like a fancy wedding favor, we give out the most luxurious gifts to our players. Forget diamonds, we’re talking about gourmet food baskets with specialty cheese, wine, crackers, and jams. Your inventory will be so full of delicious treats, you won’t know what to eat first!

But beware, just like in-laws who expect a thank-you card for every little thing, some players on our server might expect a personalized message for every block you mine. So if you’re ready for a server with drama as juicy as a wedding reception, join us now!

EternalEnergyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your sleep-deprived prayers! Join us and discover the secret to never getting tired again – it’s all in the pixels, baby!

Our server is filled with magical potions that will keep you energized 24/7. We’ve got a team of Minecraft scientists working around the clock to create the ultimate energy drink that will have you mining and crafting like a madman without ever needing to sleep.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted beds that will give you the most restful sleep of your life in just 5 minutes. Say goodbye to those pesky mobs interrupting your beauty rest – our beds come equipped with anti-zombie and skeleton shields!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and unlock the mysteries of eternal energy. Who needs sleep when you’ve got unlimited power-ups and enchanted sleep chambers at your disposal? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and never feel tired again!

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