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GymRage Minecraft Server

aita, cleaning equipment, fitness center, gym cleanliness, gym conflict, gym confrontation, gym confrontation etiquette, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym manners, gym rules, GymRage, Minecraft, passive aggressive behavior, proper gym behavior, Server, sweaty bench, sweaty gym member, wiping down equipment, workout etiquette

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of sweaty gym encounters? Join our Minecraft server where the only sweat you’ll encounter is the sweat from battling intense mobs and mining for diamonds! No passive-aggressive gym-goers here, just pure gaming fun!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual gym and show off your pixelated muscles to all the other players. Who needs a real gym when you can work out your fingers by crafting and building in our epic world?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape the real world and dive into a virtual one where sweat is only caused by intense gaming sessions. Join us now and leave the gym drama behind!

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7396	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7028
Mines Excavated:	3790	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5649	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Crops Grown:	3643
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4004	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

Amplified, particle physics, quantum advancements, quantum breakthroughs, quantum computing, quantum entanglement, quantum experiments, quantum implications, Quantum Mechanics, quantum mysteries, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum probabilities, quantum reality, quantum research, quantum superposition, quantum technologies, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, scientific discoveries, theoretical physics, Weirdness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4820
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

34, follows tick, long tail, Minecraft, No daughter, No husband, PixelPunch, Server, Tick follows tock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Brotastic, chudcelbros, chudcelbros not like this, ChudcelCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like this, not like this chudcelbros, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	6882
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds, and prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chudcelbros, a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. From exploding chickens to secret traps hidden in every corner, you never know what kind of chaos the Chudcelbros will unleash next.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

BabyBlockDrama

baby, BabyBlockDrama, Best Friend, dating sites, family, Followers, grad school, hurt feelings, husband, instagram, newborn, PHOTO, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy settings, Protection, Screenshot, Spouse, Trust, vacation, worries

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to send your baby’s picture to random strangers for a date!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can trust your fellow players not to betray your trust like that one best friend did. We won’t call you crazy for wanting to protect your baby’s privacy, in fact, we’ll celebrate your dedication to keeping your little one safe.

So come on over to our server, where we prioritize respect, privacy, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t go behind your back and send your baby’s picture to strangers. Join now and let the crazy adventures begin!

CraftyBeliefGoneWhy

acceptance, Adaptability, BELIEF, CHANGE, CraftyBeliefGoneWhy, Evolving, flexibility, growth, introspection, letting go, mindset shift, moving on, Open-mindedness, personal development, Reflection, Release, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, Value

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	9829	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for fun!

Say goodbye to your old beliefs and values because on our server, anything goes! Who needs to follow the rules when you can ride a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of TNT?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!