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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5368 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8095 |
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