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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3039 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3586 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!