Sweating MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SickFartShowerNoNo

IBS, Asymptomatic, sick, consideration, cleanliness

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like no other. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sweaty Fart Blanket Clan. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but their stench. Will you join their ranks and become a master of gas-powered warfare?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring some air freshener – things can get pretty funky around here!

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Sauna Party Minecraft SMP

spa treatment, wellness, infrared sauna, relaxation therapy, self-care

Welcome to the Naurava Ronald SMP, where chaos reigns and laughter never stops! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Ronald himself.

Our server is home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: you log in to find your house has been turned into a giant cake, your diamonds replaced with potatoes, and your pet wolf wearing a tutu. It’s all in good fun, right?

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Race, where players ride sheep through obstacle courses while being chased by flying pigs. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where winners receive a crown made of TNT and bragging rights for eternity.

So why join Naurava Ronald SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking parrot who tells terrible jokes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we want you to be a part of it. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

sauna session, health benefits, Server, Finnish tradition., Musta Pekka

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.

4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.

5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Water Cooled Minecraft Server

internal temperature control, biological cooling, heat management, Server, cooling mechanism

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t overheat because the human body is watercooled. yes, you heard that right. our players are so cool, they literally have water running through their veins to keep them from getting too hot.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.

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GymCraftHate

Locker Room, personal trainers, Routine, Mirrors, hygiene

Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

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AssholeWashCraft

active lifestyle, Communication, Body Care, AssholeWashCraft, Wife

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with dirty players who don’t even bother to clean their virtual butts? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest one out there!

Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.

Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

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PanicCraft SMP: PanicAttackFun

Terror, Trembling, Therapy, coping mechanisms, sweating

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where creepers are as common as dandelions! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re having a panic attack every time you hear that hissing sound behind you. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness of our server!

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ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

Respect, Pregnant, Elderly, elderly woman, blood volume

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

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PillowCraft: No Cool Side

restless sleep, sleep tips, sleepless nights, pillow problems, trying to cool down

haha bro, u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that the pillow doesn’t even have a cool side? well, come join us on this cray cray server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies and the diamonds grow on trees like juicy apples.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties every night, and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they own the place. oh, and did i mention the nether portal leads to a magical land where the lava is actually made of hot fudge? yeah, it’s that epic.

so if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable, come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun). see you there, bro!

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SUMMER BREAK SMP: Where the only thing sweating is your pickaxe! 1.20.4, 16+, whitelist

Events, dynamic, sweating, Cooperative, INCLUSIVE

Summer Break SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Adventure

Server Overview

Summer Break SMP is a survival multiplayer server designed to offer players a well-rounded Minecraft experience. Our server is tailored for those who enjoy the fundamental aspects of survival gameplay—building magnificent structures, grinding for resources, and forming lasting connections with other players.

Key Features

Building Paradise
Creative Freedom: Build anything your heart desires
Collaborative Projects: Join forces with fellow players
Regular Build Competitions: Participate in themed building competitions

Community and socializing
Friendly Community: Connect with a diverse group of players
Events and Activities: Engage in regular events
Voice and Text Chat: Stay connected with fellow players through Discord

Server Management and Quality of Life
Active Moderation
Lag-Free Experience
Backups and Security

In conclusion

Summer Break SMP is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a community where you can unleash your creativity, grind for resources, and make new friends. Join us today and make your summer break unforgettable in the world of Minecraft!

Application Form

Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, submit an application form through the provided link.
Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?	Players of all ages are welcome to join the server.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, there are server rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are enforced by our moderation team.