HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!
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Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power
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Sweat Wrap Biofuel Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have sweat-powered finger wraps that track your glucose, vitamins, and drug levels in the game! imagine running around, mining diamonds, and suddenly getting a notification that your vitamin levels are low – better eat some virtual carrots! our biofuel cells are positioned on your fingertip, collecting sweat and converting it into electricity to power your in-game adventures. join us for the most immersive and ridiculous minecraft experience ever!
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OvaCraft: No Sweat Scent Appeal
so, like, u know how people say u smell better when u ovulate? well, turns out guys don’t actually know that. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server and have a blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate diamonds that taste like candy! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made of cheese. it’s gonna be epic, bro!
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PitStainCraft
come join our minecraft server where armpit stains are not just acceptable, they’re ENCOURAGED. we have a whole armpit stain competition every week, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize. trust me, you’ve never seen armpit stains like this before. we also have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with disco balls and a DJ zombie. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that can breakdance. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the armpit stains!
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WaterCooledAI
Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered if humans are actually just water-cooled A.I.? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, we dive deep into the existential questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers.Join us for a wild ride where we ponder the mysteries of creationism and why we sweat to reduce body temp. Are we just advanced robots powered by H2O? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
So come on, join us and unleash your inner philosopher while crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where anything is possible. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? Let’s get weird and build some crazy stuff together!
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SweatyPotionLab – Tracking Drugs with Finger Sweat
Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where scientists use finger sweat to track drugs in the bloodstream? Yeah, you read that right! Join our server and you’ll be part of groundbreaking research that aims to detect antibiotics in the bloodstream using fingerprint sweat. No need for special parameters, just sweat it out and get almost the same accuracy as a blood test. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the boring lab coats and safety goggles. So come on and join us for a wild ride of drug-tracking adventures!
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PhysioRideCraft
join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?
our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.
come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?
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NTM Extended 1.12.2
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-War
-Raid other players
-build
-teams
-new armors
-get soldiers (ancient warfare)
-missiles and more booms
-guns
and etc.—[Rules Below]—
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V1. No attacking your enemies when 50% of their team is offline. (unless they are gone for more than 7 days)
2. Your allowed to scout your enemies base when they are offline, but you cannot loot or damage it in any way.
3. 8 Max allies per team.
4. No trying to rush world domination (We want this to be elongated this as much as possible)
5. No keeping prisoners for over 6 hours (They can attempt to escape)
6. Try to make wars last.
7. you must warn a team or give them a hint when your about to attack them
8. no mining into bases that isn’t yours.
9. no insiding your team. (joining them and then backstabbing them.)
10. No hacking or abuse of glitches/bugs
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