imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, and suddenly, your band-aid starts beeping. you’re like, “oh snap, i need to check my health indicators!” and you realize you’ve been playing minecraft for, like, 10 hours straight. but it’s all good, cuz our server has got your back.
not only that, but our server is, like, super non-invasive. you don’t have to worry about anyone invading your space or stealing your diamonds. it’s all about peace, love, and minecraft.
oh, and did we mention that our server is perfect for diabetic players? yeah, that’s right. we cater to all types of players, even those with special health needs. so come join us on the most epic minecraft server of all time. trust us, you won’t regret it.
plus, our server is so lit that we have special potions that can boost your gaming skills based on your sweat rate. the more you sweat, the stronger you get. it’s like a real-life power-up, but in minecraft form.
and don’t even get me started on the flexible health monitor. you can wear it like a cool accessory while you build your dream castle or whatever. who needs a Fitbit when you can have a health monitor that also helps you conquer the virtual world?
so come join our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and futuristic? it’s like the future is now, man.
65.21.127.190:20519
| IP Address | cobble.pokeclash.com |
|---|---|
| Cobblemon Version | 1.4.1 Fabric |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, the server is non-PTW. |
| What are Dex Ranks? | Dex Ranks allow players to rank up in game after completing various parts of the Dex. |
| Are there monthly competitions on the server? | Yes, there are rotating Cobblemon Competitions with monthly rewards. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | Yes, players can claim land and set up homes. |
Join us on this epic adventure where you can battle mobs with the Master Sword, ride Epona through the pixelated fields, and even fight Ganon in a pixelated showdown!
But that’s not all – we have custom dungeons filled with rare loot, secret passages that lead to hidden treasures, and even a quest to rescue Princess Zelda from the clutches of the evil sorcerer, Vaati!
So why wait? Join us on Zelda’s Zelda game Edition and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure like never before!
Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen, and they’re all ready to party with you.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ Enderman – he’s known to drop some sick beats that will blow your mind (literally).
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava? It’s the perfect way to get your adrenaline pumping while also risking your virtual life in the most absurd way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
We promise no mother-in-law drama like you’ve ever experienced before. Our server is FILs wife-free and full of fun and adventure. Plus, we have a special “Wedding Day” event where you can invite your favorite Minecraft character to be your plus one. Who needs family drama when you have virtual weddings to attend?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life tension behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is stealing someone’s diamonds!
