imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, and suddenly, your band-aid starts beeping. you’re like, “oh snap, i need to check my health indicators!” and you realize you’ve been playing minecraft for, like, 10 hours straight. but it’s all good, cuz our server has got your back.
not only that, but our server is, like, super non-invasive. you don’t have to worry about anyone invading your space or stealing your diamonds. it’s all about peace, love, and minecraft.
oh, and did we mention that our server is perfect for diabetic players? yeah, that’s right. we cater to all types of players, even those with special health needs. so come join us on the most epic minecraft server of all time. trust us, you won’t regret it.
plus, our server is so lit that we have special potions that can boost your gaming skills based on your sweat rate. the more you sweat, the stronger you get. it’s like a real-life power-up, but in minecraft form.
and don’t even get me started on the flexible health monitor. you can wear it like a cool accessory while you build your dream castle or whatever. who needs a Fitbit when you can have a health monitor that also helps you conquer the virtual world?
so come join our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and futuristic? it’s like the future is now, man.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Diamond-encrusted Llama of Luck, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a rainbow-colored sheep, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location. are you up for the challenge?
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by ghostly mobs that drop rare loot when defeated? it’s like a spooky adventure every time you log on. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our mysterious world. but beware, the age potion may have some unexpected side effects… 😉
Welcome to Federation SMP, a community-driven Minecraft server where you can embark on a unique adventure with like-minded players. Season 2 launching on July 16!
The Federation is a well-established adult gaming community across multiple genres since 2018. Our Minecraft community is friendly and focused on exploration, adventure, and community.
Ready to start your adventure with us? Apply on our Discord server to join the Federation SMP community.
Season 2 of Federation SMP will launch on July 16 following the final plugin updates to version 1.21. We look forward to meeting you and building an amazing world together!
| FAQ | Answer |
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| 1. How do I join the server? | Apply on our Discord server and wait for a response within 8 hours. |
| 2. When does Season 2 launch? | Season 2 is scheduled to start on July 16. |
| 3. Are client-sided mods allowed? | Yes, client-sided mods are allowed except for x-ray exploits. |
| 4. What unique features does the server offer? | The server offers player-made cities, custom mobs, dungeons, and weekly events. |
| 5. Is the server community-driven? | Yes, the server aims to create a fully functioning world with player-made content. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons drop sick beats. You won’t find a party like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughs, dance parties, and encounters with the one and only Herobrine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of an ancient Mesoamerican temple. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and unlock mysterious powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to another dimension filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs to be white when you can be a rainbow-colored block-building master? Let’s get crafting!
Forget about building blocks and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family drama and trying to earn validation for your actions. Will you be able to handle the pressure of dealing with in-laws who are upset with you? Can you prove that you were justified in your actions, even if it means causing some awkward moments?
Join now for a unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity and wondering if family visits are really worth all the trouble. Who needs diamonds and enchanted gear when you can have passive-aggressive relatives and awkward encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to join this crazy server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!
Our server is a safe space for all, including our transgender friends who may just want to show off their manly punches. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (unless you end up in tears, then maybe take a break in the garden to cry it out).
Come join us for a game of Minecraft where the punches are just as unexpected as the plot twists in a telenovela. Who knows, you might even uncover some childhood trauma along the way (just make sure to handle it with care, unlike our friend who hit a little too hard).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate equal rights equal fights showdown. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone starts crying.
we have a secret underwater base where we hold our legendary underwater dance parties. the fishes are our djs and the squids are our dancers. it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical underwater city where the mermaids live. they have treasure beyond your wildest dreams and they love to share it with new friends. just be careful of the sea monsters lurking in the depths.
so come on down to our ocean-themed minecraft server and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea. who knows, you might even discover the lost city of atlantis!
| Server IP: | modern-anarchy.org |
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Server IP: modern-anarchy.org