Lockdown Prison
Lockdown Prison is a new Classic Prison server that brings back that old-school 2012 vibe. Get ready to mine and grind until you can’t sweat anymore! We always listen to our community, so come hang out with us today @ Play.LDPrison.com
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When you join, be prepared to experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles that will have your heart pounding like a jackhammer. And get this, when you finally stop playing, your heart rate won’t slow down, it will actually speed up even more!
So if you’re looking for a server that will give you an adrenaline rush like no other, then come join us and see if you can handle the excitement. But be warned, once you start, you won’t be able to stop!
Join us and experience a world where cleanliness is next to godliness. No more worrying about that one player who hasn’t showered in a week, making you question your life choices. Our server is a breath of fresh air in the gaming community, quite literally.
Don’t let your relationships suffer like the poor soul in this story. Join our server and never have to deal with the stench of unwashed players again. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a shower buddy to team up with in-game!
Join us for a wild ride where nobody bats an eye at your underwear-changing habits. Build your own virtual changing room stall if you want, or strut your stuff in your pixelated undies with pride. We embrace all body types and changing room preferences here!
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to chill and build in peace, join our server today. No judgment, just endless blocks to build with and a community that celebrates your unique Minecraft style. Let’s get crafting, underwear optional!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about strange requests from injured spouses. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, exploring, and battling monsters – no pube shaving required!
Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.
So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!
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RPG with McMMO
Dungeons for Set Equipment Kingdoms, Nations
Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Custom Bosses, Custom Items
Mining Areas, Drug Farming
DEVELOPERS / HELPERS NEEDED – Join Discord
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SolarisMC is a lifesteal server for both Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft. We dedicate our lifesteal to be the most optimized, with the latest and updated plugins, and making sure our server is not paid to win. We listen to our community and we include updates that complies with our communities wants.
solarismc.sculk.host:25573
| Features | Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.unitedlands.org |
| Discord | https://discord.unitedlands.org |
| World Map | https://map.unitedlands.org |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is United Lands? | United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP server where players can claim land, build towns, engage in roleplay, and participate in epic wars and alliances. |
| Is there a specific scale for the world map? | Yes, the Earth map is at a 1:500 scale, allowing nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep. |
| Are there discounts available for large groups? | Yes, discounts are available for large groups. Players can gather allies and carve out their place on the map. |
| Is the economy player-driven? | Yes, the economy on United Lands is entirely player-driven. Players can buy, sell, and trade items using the marketplace. |
| Are there pay-to-win elements on the server? | No, United Lands ensures fairness by offering only cosmetic store items. Donations are welcome but offer no in-game advantages. |
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a zombie chicken riding a pig. Need resources? We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to explore mysterious void shards and uncover ancient vault spots? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all – our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a pixel art of Steve using only dirt blocks. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Just watch out for those prankster villagers – they love to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.
Picture this: a server where ex-girlfriends from college haunt you for eternity, leading you to rehab and ultimately to sobriety. Our server is like a twisted soap opera, with plot twists that will leave you scratching your head and wondering what just happened.
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, interventions, and the afterlife. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a ghostly ex-girlfriend who just can’t seem to let go.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! (Disclaimer: No real ex-girlfriends were harmed in the making of this server)
Just like this couple, our server moves quickly – you’ll never have a dull moment! From moving in together to proposing in the blink of an eye, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.
And just like this couple’s struggle to get married, you’ll face challenges and obstacles in our server that will test your patience and determination. Will you prioritize your in-game job over your virtual partner? Or will you finally tie the knot and live happily ever after?
Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a surprise petition to change your in-game last name! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!
our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!