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  • AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

    AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2924
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Farms Harvested: 468
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

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    Our main advantages:

    All our players are on equal terms

    Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

    How is our project different from others?

    We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

    We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

    We have no TPS drawdowns

    We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

    Our servers:

    Vanilla

    Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

    No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

    On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

    Expanded clan system

    Recent discovery

    95.165.70.100

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4232
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Zombie Dances: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 388
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 New Chunks Explored: 405935
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Runes Activated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where the only rule is “Fuck You.”

    We have a thriving community of players who love to grief, steal, and prank each other constantly. One time, someone built a giant chicken out of TNT and blew up half the server just for fun! It was hilarious.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Fight Club Fridays” where players battle it out in an arena to see who is the ultimate PvP champion. Winner gets bragging rights and a special title that lets everyone know they’re a total badass.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for going too far), then come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, then maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you thrive on chaos and love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then welcome to our world. And remember, “Fuck You.”

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  • SwearCraft SMP: Fave Swear?

    SwearCraft SMP: Fave Swear?
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 686
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Dimension Hops: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server welcomes all the potty mouths out there! In fact, we encourage it!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We’ve got a swear jar that gets filled up faster than you can say “creeper!” And if you manage to break the swear jar, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Profanity and get a special throne made entirely out of soap bars!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got custom plugins that turn every block into a swear word when you break it, mobs that curse at you when you attack them, and even a secret underground dungeon where the walls are lined with curse words (watch out for the F-bomb trap)!

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a bunch of like-minded players, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to wash your mouth out with soap afterwards!

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  • F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

    F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 1571
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

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  • Tomoso’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server – We Swear It’s Chill, Like Ice Cream

    Tomoso’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server – We Swear It’s Chill, Like Ice Cream
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5809
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 255 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

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    Server Overview

    Description We are Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life we want to preserve the original Minecraft feel with a diamond based economy and no land claims. We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6 and we are located in France
    Discord https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply input the server IP address and join the server using the specified version of Minecraft.

    Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment. These rules can be found in the server’s discord channel or on our website.

    Can I suggest a plugin for the server?

    We are always open to suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas and suggestions in the server’s discord channel.

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  • FricknCraft – Kid Approved Swear Words

    FricknCraft – Kid Approved Swear Words
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6801
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Gods Slained: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 254
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

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    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER??? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT!

    ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU WON’T FIND THAT SH*T ANYWHERE ELSE!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! PLUS, WE HAVE COOKIES… LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.

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  • Crafty Progress Minecraft Server

    Crafty Progress Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 2784
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Dimension Hops: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

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    Are you tired of constantly breaking your fast and giving in to the temptation of food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally achieve your goal of fasting forever! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where food is non-existent and fasting is the only way to survive.

    But be warned, the temptation to eat will be stronger than ever as you navigate through a land filled with delicious virtual treats. Can you resist the urge and become the ultimate fasting champion? Join now and find out! Remember, on our server, fasting is not just a challenge, it’s a way of life. So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to food forever!

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  • DeluxeMC

    DeluxeMC
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4864
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4232

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    DeluxeMC offers total freedom: cheat, swear, and play as you wish! Anarchy reigns supreme, where rules are non-existent, and gameplay knows no bounds.

    deluxemc.net

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  • Server26: Where you can swear like a sailor and build like an architect! No crying allowed, just hardcore Minecraft fun! 🎉

    Server26: Where you can swear like a sailor and build like an architect! No crying allowed, just hardcore Minecraft fun! 🎉
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9470
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

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    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/ymc-smp/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Overview

    Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible (for a public server).

    The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. That means as many features from other plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and won’t be added. There are two ranks “new” and “player”, they do not give any benefits. You can not buy “power” for real money here and we have no adminshops. Everything on the map was build and farmed in survival.

    play.server26.net

    Map: https://map.server26.net/

    Discord: https://server26.net/discord

    • No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
    • No (Mojang) chat reports
    • No McMMO or alike, No donation perks or any such frills
    • The world will never reset
    • Land claiming
    • Player trading via signs (No adminshops)
    • 20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
    • All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
    • Lots of public farms.

    Community

    What you have read so far sounds like your cup of tea? Well then you may fit right in. Laid back rules, a close knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you. Need help digging? Just died far away? Raid an Ocean Monument? No problem! We also have a Hermitcraft-like shop area for players using a trade shop plugin.

    Gameplay

    This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. This is not enforced its just what everyone uses. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as piston bolts or blue ice highways. You can focus on long term projects, take your time, because we NEVER RESET the map. Megabases welcome. Leave for months, pick right up where you left.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. Regarding updates we don’t always run the latest version but we plan to update to every major release eventually. In case an update brings a big change in world generation (e.g. 1.18) we delete chunks that have been loaded less than 5 minutes. For land claiming we use GriefPrevention, which lets you protect areas you selected with a golden shovel. You can allow certain or all players to build and or access chests/buttons, on your claim. It also protects your claims and the worlds surface from creepers. Then there is also a chest shop plugin. You can use iron nuggets to create villager-like trades. You can do this anywhere, but its recommended to do this in the shopping area or your claim. Finally, there is one that lets you rotate Glazed Terracotta.

    Additionally we have some datapacks and tweaks: Ghasts don’t break blocks. You can silent mobs by naming them “silent” (undo with “unsilent”). Your 1st kill of the Enderdragon gets you an Elytra. Craftable Enchanted Golden Apples. Hermitcraft posable Armorstands. Some recipes have been tweaked (bone blocks directly from bones, recolor glass,… )

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  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1932
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 9265
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

    COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

    FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

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  • VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

    VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 7472
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

    ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 9307
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Ores Mined: 6432 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Chimeras Created: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

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  • White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

    White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 4581
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 479
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4

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    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

    So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

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  • UnderwearWarsMC

    UnderwearWarsMC
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8333
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7261 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

    Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

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  • ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 1310
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3184
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

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    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ores Mined: 2572 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

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    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

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