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SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘right wingers are lazy quitters’ thrive!

Conservatives, cucks, eh I don’t care if leftists take full control and enact all their policies, get out into the streets, if you fight your enemies they win, Lazy, lazy quitters, Leftists, my candidate only aligns with me on 80% of issues instead of 100%, people will regret it and rise up in two more weeks, POL, protesting in the streets, quitters, right wingers, SnowflakeCraft, that’s what they want you to do, they’re basically Democrats so I’ll just not vote, Thrive, vote blue no matter who, win at all costs, wingers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of political drama and division in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where leftists and conservatives come together to build and have fun! Leftists can vote blue no matter who while conservatives can relax knowing that even if their candidate only aligns with them on 80% of issues, they won’t have to worry about leftists taking over and enacting all their policies. And don’t worry about /pol/ cucks, they’re not invited to our server! So come join us and build a world where everyone can get along, because fighting your enemies only makes them win – but building epic structures together is the real victory!

Crafting Chaos: The EmuGen Experience – Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	39
Void Armor Forged:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	1422
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old problems? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around the End in a sparkly pink cape.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, by a TNT-wielding llama)!

PsychoCraft: Where there’s something wrong with everyone, but in a fun way!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of the real world and its pesky responsibilities? Do you dream of living as a permanent hermit in the digital realm of Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and escape the outside world, where you can build your own virtual paradise and never have to interact with pesky humans again. Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixels over people and solitude over socializing.

Forget about real-life obligations and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and survival skills. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your dream life as a permaneet!

Purple-Eyed Beauties Minecraft Server: Where pixelated girls with violet eyes rule the blocky world!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Items Found:	1372
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, girls with purple eyes are the most attractive characters! Why, you ask? Because they have magical powers that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies and make diamonds rain from the sky! Join now and find your purple-eyed anime waifu to conquer the pixelated world with!

ChopstickCraft: Where Asian food and Minecraft collide for a deliciously fun adventure!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	2497	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland content? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious bowl of Asian food – spicy, flavorful, and oh so satisfying!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with chopsticks, mining for diamonds with a giant sushi roll, and building epic castles out of ramen noodles. Our community is as diverse as a dim sum menu, with players from all over the world coming together to create a truly unique gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why Asian food is the best food – don’t give us any shit, just come hungry for adventure and ready to feast on some epic Minecraft fun!

CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Mobile Gaming Isn’t the Worst

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper’s Delight”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021

Tranny-Kun’s Revenge: Day 1 of Z2Cuck’s Demise – A LOLtastic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ores Mined:	7830	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against an army of evil chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Maybe today is the day you’ll discover the true meaning of LOLs and blocky madness!

Soul Eater’s Blocky Buffet

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2586	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the digital realms of Minecraft, there lies a magical land known as Black Star. It is said that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive its treacherous challenges and claim its hidden treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures you will ever come across. From pixelated unicorns to fire-breathing chickens, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that you have the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Black Star and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!