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TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	291	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2515
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Farms Harvested:	177	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Buildings Constructed:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Towns Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KaifMine.dynmc.pro

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!