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ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	450819
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	131	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	3749	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8977
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	3174
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

common mistakes, English grammar, English language, grammar, language confusion, language learning, language mistakes, language misuse, language misuse examples, language usage, linguistic errors, linguistic misunderstandings, misused word, vocabulary, vocabulary errors, word definitions, word meanings, word misuse, word usage, WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!