SwapThe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

39 iq, Abomination, Burn, chubba, collab, cry more, hololive, Losers, LOSING, ls, madness, Miko, Minecraft, Nijisisters, senchou, Suisei, vtuber community, w/, winning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	6576
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	798
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

Anime, anime character, BETRAYAL, brother, CREEPERS, Darkness, decision, Drool, Evil, Itachi, Itachis, Lair, long trail, Naruto, power, Redemption, redemption arc, regret, rule, sacrifice, Sasuke, tragic, tragic hero, uchiha clan, Villain, Villains

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	5547
Magic Items Found:	7563	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

acceptance, CCTV, controversial, CREEPERS, discrimination, Elevator, Homophobia, kenya, Kissing, KissyCraft, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, MinecraftLove, nairobithots, News, privacy invasion, public display, Resist, scandal, Shook, Smooch, social media, Surveillance, trending topic, viral video

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Items Found:	5986	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8552
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

BA tourney, blocks, booru, Crafty, Japanese mahjong, M-League, madness, mahjong, mahjong community, mahjong discussion, Mahjong General, mahjong players, mahjong resources, mahjong rules, mahjong strategy, Mahjong Tiles, mahjong tournaments, MJG, online mahjong, Play, registration, riichi mahjong, sheet, tiles

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.