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Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, America, anti-fascist, BLOCK, CHANGE, Democracy, Democrat, election, elon musk, grassroots movement, leadership, liberal, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Maries, Minecraft, Party, peter thiel, Politics, progressive, resistance, Server, South African oligarchs, texas, Trumpism, Victory

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

Actor, Awareness, Count, culture, depression, Korea, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Prevention, smp, society, Sport, stigma, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide stigma, Support, taboo, Tragedy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Votes:	9930	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the world has been taken over by evil chickens who are plotting to turn all the players into poultry! Will you be able to survive in this dystopian chicken-filled world and save humanity from becoming feathered fiends? Join now for a cluckin’ good time and the chance to be the ultimate chicken conqueror!

Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

Consciousness, conservatism, Diversity, evangelion, Fun, Future, Inclusivity, Kindness, libtardism, Minecraft, Nazis, normies, political ideology, progress, rationality, Server, society, Sperg, spergs, squad, Superiority, Technology, unfiltered communication, wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

Character arcs, Character development, character flaws, Characters, female, female character tropes, Female Characters, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, Female Heroes, female leads, Female Protagonists, female representation, Female Role Models, female stereotypes, fictional characters, gender stereotypes, Literature, mary sue, Minecraft, pass, Queen, smp, storytelling, strong female characters, the, Writing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where female characters reign supreme and being a Mary Sue is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad princesses, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and pet dragons that do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Queen Bee, who rules with an iron fist and a killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower crown and a fierce attitude.

So why join our SMP? Because here, being a Mary Sue isn’t just a character trait, it’s a way of life. Embrace your inner goddess and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few plot twists along the way – after all, this is a server where anything can happen.

TwoMC! Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, AUTO MINES, chests, Developments, Economy, Events, KILL CONTRACTS, Large Online, Missions, Npcs, pirate ship, PvE, PvP arenas, Self-Written Plugins, Survival, Treasure hunt

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crops Grown:	3159	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

THE BEST ANARCHY FOR ALL PEOPLE’S TASTES ❤

INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS ❤

IMPORTANT SELF-WRITTEN PLUGINS ✔

INTERESTING EVENTS: CHESTS, PIRATE SHIP, TREASURE HUNT AND MUCH MORE✔

EXCELLENT ANTI CHEAT✔

PVP ARENAS, AUTO MINES, NPCs WITH MISSIONS, KILL CONTRACTS✨

AND MUCH MORE ONLY ON OUR SERVER✨

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Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, blocky, episode 33, final arc, GATE OF THE SUN, Hollow, Ichigo kurosaki, japanese animation, Manga, Minecraft, preview, Quincy, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite Kubo, TYBW

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	2388
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on – 『GATE OF THE SUN』! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a dragon who offered them a diamond sword that shoots lasers. And that was just the beginning!

On 『GATE OF THE SUN』, you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a tea party with a group of friendly Endermen. The possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join 『GATE OF THE SUN』 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, controversial, controversial fantasies, Erotica, family dynamics, family members, family relationships, Familycraft, fetish, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Incest, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, porn, secret desires, sexual encounters, smp, taboo

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7331
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a truly unique experience where we discuss our weirdest fetishes, share our favorite porn links, and regale each other with tales of our wildest sexual encounters with family members.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where we host weekly dance parties with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t forget about our annual “Nether Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like lava parkour and pig jousting.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW conversations and a whole lot of laughs.

> Le Epic Viking Minecraft Server

battle axe, Berserker, Epic, Epic Viking, le epic, longship, Minecraft, Nordic, Norse, norse mythology, odin, Raid, Saga, Server, Shieldmaiden, Thor, Valhalla, Valhalla Hall, Valhalla Warrior, Viking, Viking Helmet, Viking Legends, Viking Ship

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner Viking warrior and conquer the virtual world? Then look no further than our epic Minecraft server, where you can pillage and plunder to your heart’s content!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond sword of Odin, or challenge other players to a duel in our epic PvP arena. But beware, for the server is also home to fearsome dragons and giant trolls that will test your skills to the limit.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow Vikings. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become the most legendary Viking in all of Minecraft!