But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!
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BlackSwan40K SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway? -
EuroCraft: Anglosphere Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the Anglosphere server. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The players were amazed by the endless possibilities on this server – from building giant castles to riding dragons through the sky.
But that’s not all! On Anglosphere, you can battle evil mobs with weapons made of rainbow-colored diamonds, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
So come join us on Anglosphere > europe, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft universe? Let’s craft and laugh together, one block at a time!
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MomSpyCam Minecraft SMP
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, our server had a legendary battle between a player and a horde of angry llamas. The player thought they could outsmart the llamas with their diamond sword, but little did they know, the llamas had a secret weapon – llama spit! It was a sticky situation, to say the least.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly zombies, and even a talking cow named Bessie. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have regular events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience all the craziness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to no good.
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RedstoneRumble
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier wars dan russia bro!! zelensky is like “yo russia u messed up now u gonna get it in minecraft” lol join us for epic battles and crazy adventures!! build ur own base and defend it from zombie putin and his army of creepers haha!! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, so join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft world!! 🤣🔥🚀 -
Ashea MC
Join Ashea today! Were a custom RPG/Geopol server, with a custom world and texture pack and so much more. Our community is very welcoming and friendly! *Except Herman… he reminds me of my uncle Ted.*
Join us today! IP: Ashea.org Version: 1.20+
Ashea.org
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Bedrock Realm: Chaos, Mayhem, and Probably a Creeper Explosion or Two
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Bedrock Anarchy Rules No hacking allowed Mods 2 mods with mob armor Features New wool colors, griefing allowed, team formation allowed Discord Join our Discord Realm Code RnVsoVEdQYM Whitelist No whitelist FAQ
1. What are the rules on the server?
Only rule is no hacking. Everything else is fair game.
2. How many mods are there on the server?
There are only 2 mods, one of which includes mob armor.
3. Can I grief and steal on the server?
Yes, you can grief, steal, kill, and blow stuff up. Just no hacking.
4. Is there a whitelist for the server?
No, there is no whitelist. Just be respectful in chat.
5. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?
Yes, you can invite your friends and form teams. Just have a good time!
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PeanutCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special game where players put peanut butter on their privates and play with our resident mascot, Moco-chan! It’s a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable memories! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a jar of peanut butter. -
SMP_DogFood vs SMP_AmericanFood – What’s the difference between Minecraft SMP food and dog food?
Are you tired of eating American food that tastes like dog food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers a buffet of delicious virtual treats that will make your taste buds dance like never before! We’ve got pixelated steak that’s so juicy, you’ll swear it’s real. Our eggs are laid by virtual chickens that are fed a diet of only the finest pixels. And don’t even get me started on our cheese – it’s so authentic, you’ll think you’re in a virtual dairy farm. So why settle for cheap synthetic canned meat when you can join our SMP and feast like a virtual king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only appears at midnight to moo at unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare!