swan shape – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

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MotherInLawDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Cats, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Guilt, husband, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawDrama, moving out, pet care, reconciliation, relationships, Server, silent treatment, Trust, wedding photos

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a mother-in-law who’s obsessed with cats and wedding photos.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further! Our server is filled with unique characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a mother-in-law who’s convinced she knows best when it comes to caring for virtual cats. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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BlockyBodShameNoMore

BlockyBodShameNoMore, body chain, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body shaming, dating etiquette, disrespectful comment, emotional response, hurt feelings, instagram, leaving date, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, rude behavior, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, walking off, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where body chains are optional but body positivity is mandatory! Join us for a fun and inclusive community where we don’t body shame, we block out the haters like we block out creepers.

Our server is full of players who understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our pixelated blocks. And if anyone dares to bring negativity into our world, we’ll just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist.

So come join us and let your inner diamond shine, because on our server, everyone is a gem – even if they’re a little rough around the edges. And remember, in this virtual world, the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory. So leave the body chains to the zombies and skeletons, and let’s all just have a blast mining and crafting together!

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AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP, BEDROOM, chemistry, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, lingerie, love, Passion, relationships, role playing, Romantic, seduction, Sexy, theory vs reality, UNCOMFORTABLE

OMG, so like, have you ever tried to flirt with a creeper in Minecraft? It’s like, so sexy in theory because they’re all green and explosive, but then they blow up in your face and it’s just awkward AF. But on our server, we embrace the awkwardness and turn it into comedy gold! Join us for epic pranks, ridiculous building challenges, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. Plus, our admin once accidentally turned their house into a giant cake because they thought it was a mod, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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GreenlandGarrisonMC

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defensive purpose, denmark, Diplomacy, EU countries, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandGarrisonMC, international relations, Invasion, military deployment, military intervention, nato, president, SECURITY, Troops, united states, us military

Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

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NaziPurgeCraft

Adelaide, arrest, Arrests, australian news, CBD, crime, criminal activity, demonstration, extremism, far right, hate group, law enforcement, March, NaziPurgeCraft, neo-nazis, protest, Public Safety, racism, SA Police, south australia, White Supremacy

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!

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Cannabis Brain Lag

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain scans, Cannabis, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug addiction, drug use, heavy cannabis users, Lag, long-term effects, lower brain activation, Marijuana, Memory Loss, mental health, neuroimaging, neurological effects, substance abuse, working memory skills

so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!

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AllTheModiumCraft

2TB NVME, 4TB Backup HDD, 64GB DDR5, AllTheModiumCraft, Atm9, Central Europe, Discord, Economy System, Modded, modded mc, natural mob spawns, player community, player diversity, player interaction, player recruitment, Player Trading, public server, relaxed gameplay, Ryzen 77700, server economy, server performance, Shops

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Location	Central Europe
Server Specs	Ryzen 77700, 64GB DDR5, 2TB NVME \| 4TB Backup HDD
Ping	15ms (EU), 85ms (East Coast US), 100ms (Asia)
Number of Players Online	6-7 players consistently

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

To join the server, please hop over to our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there: Discord Invite Link

What mods are included in the ATM9 pack?

The ATM9 pack includes a variety of mods such as XYZ, ABC, and DEF. For a full list of mods, please refer to the official modpack listing.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, we have implemented an economy system on the server focused around player trading with a stable currency that can only be obtained from natural mob spawns and selling items to shops.

Are there any restrictions on player builds or activities?

We have minimal restrictions on player builds and activities, as our focus is on enjoying the game and having fun. However, griefing, cheating, and other disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.

Eternal Love Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional, ETERNAL, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Quest, relationship, romance, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land with rainbows and sparkles everywhere! 🦄🌈

Like, seriously, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true in the game! ✨🔮

And the players are all like mythical creatures who will guide you on epic quests and adventures through enchanted forests and mystical caves! 🧝‍♂️🧚‍♀️

Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest warriors can find! 💎💰

So, if you wanna escape reality and enter a world of pure imagination and chaos, then join this Minecraft server now! Just be prepared to lose track of time and question your sanity…but in a fun way! 😜🤪

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BirthBlock Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, Birth, BirthBlock, Bonding, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, family, Grandparents, Minecraft, mother-in-law, newborn, postpartum, relationships, Server, Support, visitation, Vulnerability

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unwanted guests during the precious moments after giving birth? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family bonding experience without any interference!

On our server, you can create a cozy virtual home for you and your baby, free from judgmental in-laws and overbearing grandparents. No need to worry about anyone staying overnight and intruding on your special time – unless, of course, you invite them to your Minecraft world!

Forget about feeling anxious and overwhelmed after birth, because on our server, you can relax and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments from virtual family members about your parenting skills – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as criticism.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life family drama. Build, bond, and block out the haters in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating memories with your virtual family!

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CraftyCreeperz

American name, annoyance, Ciarán, classmates, Connor, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, cultural sensitivity, Drama, fair point, Identity, irish, name-calling, personal preference, pronunciation, Respect, snarky comments, Spelling, teachers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

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