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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3048 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!