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OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	3436	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4219	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

🦖 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! 🦖

Looking for a server where you can witness epic battles between dinos and human bulls? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground where you can experience the thrill of watching dino villages get raided and destroyed in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the chaos of WW2, but with dinos and human bulls going head to head in a battle for dominance. Witness the intense scenes of dino men, women, and children facing off against ruthless human bulls, all while you sit back and enjoy the show.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even witness the birth of a dino girl destined for a tragic fate at the hands of the human bulls. It’s all about the thrill of the unknown and the excitement of watching the madness unfold.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime! 🚀🦕 #DinoVsHumanBulls #EpicMinecraftSMP

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Void Armor Forged:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

Anglo-Saxons, Asians, Beliefs, creeper, culture, CURSE, discrimination, Diversity, Drool, east, east asians, ethnicity, global perspective, grotesque race, Identity, japanese, master race, mastercraft, Nationality, next life, Privilege, race relations, Reincarnation, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6081

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Votes:	2366
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Enchantments Applied:	86	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1627
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	688
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1683	Farms Harvested:	664
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Runes Activated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Crops Grown:	7400	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.