SwallowCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SwallowCraft: Where you have to swallow it…your pride, that is! Join the fun today!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!

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MindClaw Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your mind will be clawed by the intense gameplay, your survival skills will be put to the test in a death simulation, and every moment feels like a constant battle where you’re destined to lose every time! But fear not, because the thrill of the challenge is what makes this server so addictive.

Join us if you dare to face off against mythical creatures, build epic structures in the midst of chaos, and embark on quests that will push you to your limits. Who needs to win when you can have this much fun losing? So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

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MommaGoneVacay

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Looking for a vacation from your family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream vacation spot without any pesky relatives tagging along.

Tired of shouldering the costs for family trips? On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own castle without breaking the bank. Upgrade to first class in-game and fly to Rome or any other destination your heart desires.

Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Build, explore, and conquer without anyone calling you cheap or ungrateful. Join now and leave the drama behind – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

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WishfulCraft Minecraft Server

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If you wished for a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made Herobrine jealous, then your wish has been granted! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of diamond blocks, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Notch himself hid the legendary enchanted golden apple somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots.

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BlockyBreakupRevenge

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Have you ever had an ex fill your entire Minecraft world with lava after a breakup? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for some post-breakup revenge and let out all your pent-up anger in the form of TNT explosions and mob battles. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, your ex will be cursed with bad luck for eternity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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RutteCraft NATO Boss

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so, like, you know how the Dutch PM Rutte is, like, all serious and stuff? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, he’s gonna be the next secretary general of NATO! can you believe it? he’s gonna be leading all the other world leaders in epic battles and quests on our server. join now to witness the madness and chaos that will ensue when Rutte takes charge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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PreggoCraft: CBD Chaos!

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so, like, u know how u love playing minecraft, right? well, imagine playing on a server where the blocks are made of CBD! like, imagine building a house out of CBD blocks and then getting attacked by a zombie made of CBD, lolz.

but wait, there’s more! apparently, if u play on this server while pregnant, ur baby in the game will be, like, super weird. they’ll do all sorts of crazy stuff and their brains will be all messed up from the CBD. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft madness!

so, if u wanna experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, join us now! just be prepared for some seriously strange adventures and mind-blowing moments. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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Project Freedom: Where you can pretend to be productive in a virtual world 1.20.4+!

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Server Name	Project Freedom
Overview	A new politically oriented Minecraft experience where players can participate in democracy across a realistic map of the United States.
Features	A large, custom map of the United States Government on city, state, and national levels Player-led economy Sports and competitions Various plugins and features like Brewery, TrainCarts, McMMO Small, friendly community Easy to learn, hard to master experience
Website	projectfreedommc.com
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Join the Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect to the IP address provided on the website or Discord server.

2. Can I create my own town or city?

Yes, players have the freedom to create their own towns and cities within the server.

3. How does the government system work?

The server features a government system on city, state, and national levels where players can participate in elections and shape the nation’s future.

4. Is there a player-led economy in the server?

Yes, the server features a player-led economy where players can own businesses and land, trade with one another, and contribute to the economic growth of the nation.

5. Are there community events and competitions?

Yes, the server hosts community events, sports competitions, and various activities for players to participate in.

6. How can I become President of the United States on the server?

To become President, players must actively participate in the government system, gain support from other players, and win the Presidential election.

TFW Minecraft Server: Craft, Build, LOL!

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Are you tired of your boring life with no gorgeous Canadian wife, no job at Boeing, and no job as a Java dev? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades that will make you forget all about your lackluster real life.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, and even participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep empire. Will you join forces with the pigs and help them achieve their porcine revolution? Or will you side with the sheep and defend their woolly kingdom at all costs?

So say goodbye to your mundane existence and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

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Julia’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Julia Hart’s Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays actual diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So why is Julia Hart like this? Because normal is boring, and we’re here to make Minecraft great again! Join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life.

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BackseatGriefers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even nurses in training can’t resist the urge to grief your car! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters, like getting scolded by scrubs-wearing girls for parking in an empty garage. Who knows, you might even make someone cry with your justified anger! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and chaos of our server – because where else can you find such outrageous stories like this? Join now and see what other crazy adventures await you!

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