Swallow MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Waterboarding, tasting, Server, Food, simulation

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

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TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

never again, spit out, funny, Awful, worst thing

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

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Larvae Lounge: Eat, Swallow, Repeat!

SENSORS, trigger, control circuit, Swallowing, Similarities

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got fly larvae with special sensors in their esophagus! when dey swallow somethin, dey release serotonin and keep eatin like there’s no tomorrow. just like humans, we all got dat control circuit too! come join da fun and see if you can outeat dem fly larvae, it’s a real challenge, bro! plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasures, you gotta find it before the creepers do! so come on over and let’s see if you got what it takes to survive in dis crazy world!

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CardioCraft: Less Fly Swallow

CardioCraft, Endurance, fly swallowing, Cardio, outdoor activities

come join our epic minecraft server where if you have great cardio, you will swallow less flies while walking in the game! our server is so intense that even the virtual bugs are scared of fit players. imagine running through the pixelated fields, dodging flies left and right like a ninja. join us now and show off your mad cardio skills while building the most epic virtual world ever! who knew exercise could save you from virtual insect attacks? let’s get fit and fly-free together on our server!

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PotionCraft Minecraft Server

injury, bacon lard, dad, OFFENDED, Plague

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the antibiotics are considered poison by some players! Join us for a wild ride filled with alternative treatments like oregano and bacon lard. Who needs potions when you have these natural remedies, am I right?

Just like the OP in this story, you might find yourself in a sticky situation with your coworkers. But fear not, on our server, we encourage speaking your mind and standing up for what you believe in, even if it means offending someone who thinks antibiotics are the devil’s work.

So come on over and join us for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of controversy, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just end up with a bandaged leg and a hilarious story to tell your friends!

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SwallowCraft: Where you have to swallow it…your pride, that is! Join the fun today!

compliance, adhere, pride, it…your, follow orders

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!

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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

heavy smoker, Server, health concerns, solution, refusing

Yo, so like, this server is like moving into your boyfriend’s grandma’s old house, but with a twist! His grandma was a heavy smoker and the house smells like a giant ashtray, but don’t worry, we got you covered with some virtual fresh air filters.

Join our server and experience the thrill of coughing, tight chests, and panic attacks just like in real life! But hey, at least you won’t actually be in danger, right? Plus, we have a special feature where you can temporarily move back to your old house whenever you need a breather.

So come on down to our server and experience the drama of deciding whether or not to live in a smoke-filled house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this crazy adventure!

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SisMedCheckCraft

breast lump, autism, unnecessary delay, Delays, stepmother

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Like, seriously, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft with your homies. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be helping to save the world from evil zombie pigmen who want to take over the land of blocks. Yeah, you heard me right.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the rarest and most magical creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying llamas to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server. Rumor has it, they’re filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

But the best part? Our server is run by a team of super smart dolphins who will guide you on epic quests and protect you from any danger. Plus, they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun.

So come on, join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time. Your adventure awaits!

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PJs4MinecraftSMP

PJs4MinecraftSMP, sleep shorts, sleepwear fashion, sleepwear trends, sleep attire

Oh man, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like a party in your pants, but for your brain! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake! And the best part? The admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a block of dirt to him! It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and flying cows. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself, because why wear pajamas to sleep when you could be wearing a suit made out of enchanted golden apples?

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Blockbuster Banter

Cinema, line, reference, film, Movie

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even the characters in movies can’t help but mention it. That’s right, we’re so legendary that our server name is dropped in every blockbuster film! Imagine hearing Iron Man say, “I wish I was playing on [Server Name] right now instead of fighting Thanos” – now that’s some serious street cred.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

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