We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!
Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!
Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?
Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!
We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.
Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.
It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!
SMP_CraftyCreeper – drops mic Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching (except for the skeletons, they’re always watching).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who will trade you diamonds for cookies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up with a diamond golem roommate).
So what are you waiting for? Drop whatever you’re doing, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. drops mic
| Category | Description |
|---|---|
| Who Are We? | We’re a group of friends from all over the world running Thugcraft together. |
| Why Thugcraft? | We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server with no restrictions or abusive mods. |
| Who Are We Looking For? | Players over 18 who enjoy a community-focused gameplay experience. |
| Community | Encourages cooperation, commerce, and regular community events. |
| Rules |
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A: Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
A: The server runs on Paper with settings that make it exactly like vanilla. It has great worldwide latency, regular backups, and a variety of datapacks to enhance gameplay.
A: Yes, Thugcraft holds regular community events like build competitions, PvP competitions, and other game nights.
A: Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply. The goal is to maintain an active community with peak player counts under 20.
A: Admins have the ability to see who caused the griefing and can roll back changes on the fly. Regular backups are also performed to prevent data loss.
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– Our server is run by Gigachad Richard himself, a legendary Minecraft player known for defeating the Ender Dragon… with just a carrot! That’s right, he tamed it with his charm and carrot-crunching skills. – Need a break from building? How about joining our exclusive Pepsi Pimp gang, where we ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and throw Pepsi bottles at creepers for fun. It’s a blast! – Want to test your skills? We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Dodgeball” and “Zombie Spleef” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted tacos and magic llamas. – And of course, no Minecraft server would be complete without our infamous dance parties at the Nether disco club. Get your groove on with other players while lava dancers perform jaw-dropping moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join Gigachad Richard von Pepsi Pimp today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.