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KiwiCraftExodus

departing citizens, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, employment opportunities, financial challenges, job market, job prospects, KiwiCraftExodus, leaving the country, mass exodus, Migration, new zealand, recession, record numbers, seeking opportunities, struggling economy, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Buildings Constructed:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	2088

come join our minecraft server and ESCAPE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OF NEW ZEALAND!!! leave behind the sheep and hobbits and come build your own empire in a pixelated world!!! our server is so lit, even the sheep are jealous!!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find!!! why suffer in real life when you can thrive in our virtual paradise??? JOIN NOW before the hobbits come looking for revenge!!!

IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	299	Buildings Constructed:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

HijabBeGone Minecraft Server

Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	120	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	57	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!

Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.

Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!

CircusCraft: Family Edition

#venting, apologies, blended family, Chaos, circus, CircusCraft, Communication, complex relationships, Confrontation, custody, divided loyalties, Divorce, Dysfunctional family, Edition, family, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, step-family

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a circus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, crazy family dynamics, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a server where players have more complicated relationships than a soap opera. From step-siblings to exes to unofficially adopted children, our server is a melting pot of family drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a web of divided loyalties, blended families, and sibling rivalries. Who needs a peaceful family when you can have a chaotic one like ours?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more like a circus than a family, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama at every turn.

GeneticLotteryWinLose

biology, chance, Dna, Evolution, family history, fate, genetic diversity, genetic factors, genetic lottery, genetic makeup, genetic testing, genetic variation, GeneticLotteryWinLose, genetics, health, heredity, Inheritance, LUCK, predisposition, randomness, Traits

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7815	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6649	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.

TroopShortageCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, military preparedness, military recruitment, military training, new draft, russian military, Russian troops, security risk, troop deployment, troop shortage, TroopShortageCraft, Ukraine’s incursion, Ukrainian crisis

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5667	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	164	Alien Abductions:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

PixelRobbery: BlurryBandits

BlurryBandits, CCTV, crime, criminal, criminal justice, Evidence, footage, Identification, identified, investigation, law enforcement, low quality., PixelRobbery, Police, quickly, robbery, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspect identification, suspects, Technology, video analysis

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can rob other players and get away with it? well, u found the right place! our server is so chaotic that even the cops can’t catch u! we have top-notch security cameras that only show blurry footage so u can easily get away with ur crimes. join now and become the ultimate master thief in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hide all ur stolen diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret joining this server, unless u get caught by the pixelated police, of course.

JudgementCraft: Don’t Judge a Block by its Cover

appearance bias, appearance judgments, Appearances, BLOCK, brain activity, brain regions, Cognitive science, cover, dont, facial judgements, facial perception, facial recognition, facial trust, Human Behavior, judge, judgement, JudgementCraft, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, social cognition, social judgements, social reasoning, societal norms, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mines Excavated:	3399	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

lol you ever wonder why we judge people based on how they look? well, on this server, we don’t judge! we embrace all faces, even the ones that look like they were built in minecraft! researchers have found that our brains are wired to make judgements based on appearances, but not here! on our server, we only judge based on how epic your builds are! so come join us and show off your blocky beauty! trust us, you won’t regret it!