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BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4482
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3649	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	205
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	921085
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!