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AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Runes Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2820
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Love Letters Sent:	16
Star Shards Collected:	120	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	141
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8129	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6421
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	298	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7003	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

acceptance, afraid edition, Community, discussion, empowerment, ETERNAL, Femboy, femboys, Fun, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, non-binary, Players, safe space, Sexuality, Support, Thread, Trans, trap, Trapcraft, twink, twinks, unite

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	4941
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!