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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4263 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4164 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3497 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!
