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HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3954
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	243
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	6121

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	908	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Votes:	2290
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8642
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5456	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crops Grown:	9706
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2776	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	570
Void Armor Forged:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!