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Suzume’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Towns Built:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and maybe even a love triangle or two. Who needs a boring old male lead humiliation ritual when you can join us for some truly outrageous shenanigans? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Suzume’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as visually stunning as a Makoto Shinkai film, but with more substance than a tasty meal full of empty calories? Look no further! Our server is like the Your Name of Minecraft servers – a true masterpiece.

Join us for epic adventures, imaginative plots, and characters that will make you feel like you’re on a journey to Agartha (but without all the lost voices). Don’t settle for anything less than the best – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	2701
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Potions Brewed:	160	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	636	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5086	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Towns Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7502	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	3517	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	690245
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!