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Escape This Minecraft Server

bold, Boundaries, controversial, controversial remarks, Daring, DISRESPECTFUL, Escape, freedom of speech, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, Outrageous, Political Correctness, public reaction, public speaking, Server, shocking statements, Shocking.., social norms, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the chaos!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for singing opera. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon hit those high notes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just hear Steve drop a bombshell that will leave you saying, “How did he get away with saying THAT?!”

“Why Do Women Become Incels?” Minecraft SMP

body image, DATING, emotional trauma, Gender Roles, Incels, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, sexual expectations, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, societal pressures, support groups, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of being a woman and constantly getting rejected by Minecraft players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to thrive as an incel! Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly ignored by all the hot Minecraft dudes, leaving you with no choice but to embrace your inner incel.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is filled with crazy drama and love triangles that will make your head spin. You’ll never know who’s flirting with who or who’s secretly plotting against you. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks!

So come on down to our SMP and join the ranks of the most bitter and lonely Minecraft players around. Who needs love and friendship when you can have endless rejection and heartache? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate incel!

HubbyFail Minecraft Server

Accountability, additional projects, aita, anger, Blame, concentration, Deadlines, HubbyFail, husband, Hybrid, interview, Layoffs, Meetings, Minecraft, poor planning, Ruining, Server, small company, Support, tech firm, test, wfh

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of sharing a workspace with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more fighting over who gets the quiet room for important meetings or tests. On our server, you can build your own virtual office with as many meeting rooms as you need, without any interruptions from your partner.

Imagine a world where you can work in peace and harmony, without worrying about someone blaming you for their lack of concentration. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can focus on your career goals without any distractions. Plus, you can unleash your creativity by designing the ultimate home office that suits your needs.

Don’t let your partner’s poor planning ruin your chances of success. Join our Minecraft server today and take control of your work-from-home experience. Who knew virtual office space could be so liberating and entertaining? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos and build your dream workspace in Minecraft!

ToiletTroubleBeachBound

anger management, assumption, bathroom etiquette, Beach Trip, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, Frustration, gross situation, household chores, husband, maintenance guy, Marital Problems, misunderstandings, personal hygiene, plunger, problem solving, relationship dynamics, toilet clog, ToiletTroubleBeachBound

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	298	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any clogged toilets, only epic adventures and endless fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast world, filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs. Who needs a plunger when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Just make sure to flush out any negativity before joining, we don’t have time for drama!

So, leave the toilet troubles behind and dive into our server where the only thing clogged is your inventory with valuable loot. Trust us, it’s a journey worth taking!

SMP_HitlerMusical

bad idea, controversial, controversial figure, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful depiction, distasteful, historical figure, History, inappropriate, inappropriate choice, inappropriate subject matter, insensitive, insensitive portrayal, Life, Musical, musical theater, offensive, offensive content, poor taste, SMP_HitlerMusical, worst historical figure

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where every player is a reincarnation of a famous historical figure! Join us and witness the chaos as Cleopatra builds a pyramid out of diamond blocks, Julius Caesar tries to conquer the entire server, and Genghis Khan leads raids on unsuspecting villages.

But beware, things can get wild on this server. Imagine a musical about Attila the Hun’s life, complete with catchy songs about pillaging and plundering. Or a dance number starring Vlad the Impaler, showing off his signature move of impaling enemies on fences.

So if you’re looking for a server where history comes to life in the most ridiculous way possible, join us and prepare for a truly unforgettable experience. Just make sure to watch your back around Napoleon, he’s been known to have a bit of a temper when he loses a PvP battle.

AnnoyingAF.minecraft

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF.minecraft, bad habits, Behavior, bothersome, character flaws, displeasing, exasperating, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, maddening, negative traits, off-putting, person, Personality, Pet Peeves, Qualities, vexing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Do you hate when people steal your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! Join us and never worry about your precious gems going missing again.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that riding it will give you superpowers in the game.

And if you’re tired of boring old pigs and cows, come check out our unique mob zoo where we have rare creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us today!

Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Argentine government, authoritarian regime, detainment, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, government intervention., human rights violations, International Criminal Court, international law, judicial process, justice system, Latin America, legal action, legal proceedings, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, political asylum, political conflict, Server, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a llama riding contest every hour on the hour!

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!

join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.

come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!

PokrovskPwnageCraft

CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Developments, eastern europe, international news, media reports, Military, Military operations, Pokrovsk, PokrovskPwnageCraft, russia, Russian offensive, slowing down, strategy, Tactics, Troops, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Zombie Dances:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

LOL this server is like a Russian offensive near Pokrovsk, but way more fun and less dangerous! Join now to experience the thrill of slowing down and taking a break from the real world. Media reports say this server is the place to be for all the cool kids and epic gamers. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Limbless Lefty’s Ambidextrous Adventure

adaptation, Adventure, ambidexterity, AMBIDEXTROUS, amputee, congenital amputation, dexterity, disability, disfigured limb, fine motor skills, handedness, lefty’s, limb difference, limb loss, Limbless, Mobility, motor skills, natural-born, non-dominant limbs, physical therapy, prosthetics, Rehabilitation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of playing with your feet! We have a special plugin that disables the use of hands in the game, so get ready to relearn all your skills using your toes! Who needs hands anyway when you can become a pro at playing with your feet? Plus, rumor has it that players who master this challenge become ambidextrous in real life. So come join us and show off your foot skills in the most epic way possible!

Brainy Blocks AgeCraft

AgeCraft, aging, aging patterns, Aging population, aging process, Aging research, blocks, brain activity, brain aging, brain health, brain scans, brain structure, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, data analysis, data science, healthy aging, longitudinal study, neuroimaging, neurology, research, study

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Emeralds Found:	295
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy study that, like, identified five different ways of aging. how cool is that? we used data from, like, 50,000 brain scans, bro.

imagine, like, being able to see how you gonna age in minecraft. will you be a wise old wizard or a crazy old hermit living in a cave? who knows, man.

join the server now and, like, unlock the secrets of aging in minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust me.