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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6269 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Bob who walks around the server scaring the crap out of everyone. And don’t even get me started on the giant diamond statue we built in the middle of spawn. It’s so shiny, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at it.
So yeah, if you’re into crazy shenanigans, wild adventures, and just overall ridiculousness, then you need to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to yell out “I AM THE DIAMOND KING” during sex for good luck. It’s a tradition on our server, don’t question it. Just do it.