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ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

2020, 9.1k, Automotive Industry, automotive news, car recalls, consumer safety, Counting, electric vehicles, MODEL X, Problem, Recalls, safety issue, second recall, Server, suvs, tesla, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft, US, vehicle defects, vehicle maintenance, vehicle malfunction, vehicle repairs, vehicle safety

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Star Shards Collected:	95
Dragon Eggs Found:	6698	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9707	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	206
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	201
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimCraft, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political news, regional stability, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, Upgrade, Vladimir Putin, Yonhap News Agency

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafting High

addiction, Crafting, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug crisis, drug culture, drug education, drug epidemic, drug misconceptions, drug overdose, drug prevention, drug problem, drug rehabilitation, drug statistics, drug stigma, drug treatment, drug use, drug users, Drugs, HIGH, substance abuse

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party 24/7, man! We got more people on drugs than u can even imagine, like we got creepers smokin’ dat good stuff and zombies trippin’ on shrooms. It’s a wild ride, bro!

And let me tell ya, our diamond mines are LIT AF. Like, you won’t believe the bling you can find down there. We even got a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is INSANE. We got players fighting each other with enchanted swords and potions that make ’em fly. It’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be ready to have your mind blown, dude. Let’s get weird!

MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid imaging, Analyzed, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitively unimpaired adults, developing disease, Edition, family history, genetic predisposition, increased amyloid, increased risk, long tail tags, Maternal inheritance, Medical research, MomCraft, MOTHERS, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, researchers, Symptoms

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, github, handbrake, helpful links, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Items Found:	6531	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Zombie Dances:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our Vanilla edition is so wild, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on a trampoline!

Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the craziest creations and mods that will blow your mind! Previous players have reported seeing flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a diamond armor-wearing chicken riding a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will have you crafting like a pro in no time. Need help? No worries, just check out our helpful links and you’ll be building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

FinalKraft Minecraft Server

base, cryptocurrency, ETH, FinalKraft, Financial Advice, financial strategy, get rich, high reward, high risk, investing, market trends, meme coins, meme economy., meme investing, memes, Minecraft, passive income, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, SOL, speculative investments, wealth building

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1189
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your meme investments flopping faster than a fish out of water? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate meme investment platform! Our memes are so fire, they’ll make Elon Musk jealous. From Doge to Pepe, we’ve got it all covered. And the best part? Our memes never dump, they only moon! Join our server now and watch your meme portfolio skyrocket to the moon and beyond. Who needs SOL and BASE when you can invest in memes on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a meme millionaire!

PetPeculiarities

abnormal pet behaviors, abnormal pet traits, bizarre pet habits, bizarre pet tendencies, eccentric pet behaviors, eccentric pet quirks, odd pet behaviors, odd pet traits, peculiar pet antics, peculiar pet habits, peculiar pet traits, PetPeculiarities, quirky pet behavior, quirky pet tendencies, quirky pet traits, strange pet antics, strange pet habits, unique pet behaviors, unusual pet characteristics, unusual pet habits, weird pet behavior

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll discover a world where pets are not just cute companions, but also secret agents on a mission to save the universe! Your pet might be hiding a secret superpower, like the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes or turn invisible at will. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with your furry sidekick by your side? So come join us and uncover the mysteries of your pet’s hidden talents – and maybe even save the world while you’re at it!