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ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

2020, 9.1k, Automotive Industry, automotive news, car recalls, consumer safety, Counting, electric vehicles, MODEL X, Problem, Recalls, safety issue, second recall, Server, suvs, tesla, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft, US, vehicle defects, vehicle maintenance, vehicle malfunction, vehicle repairs, vehicle safety

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	New Chunks Explored:	934021
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2515	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	3894	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	213
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MadokaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Captivating, Characters, comparison, dark themes, Drama, emotional, engrossing, Entertainment, FANTASY, INTENSE, japanese animation, madoka magica, MadokaCraft, Magical Girls, Minecraft, plot twists, Popular, Psychological, series, Server, Storyline, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is more engrossing than Madoka Magica on a rollercoaster ride with a unicorn! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle dragons with your pet llama sidekick, and even ride a rainbow to the land of unlimited diamonds! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

PixelAnime Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime, LGBTQ Representation, Minecraft, non-binary characters, PixelAnime, queer representation, Server, tranime, trans characters, trans community, trans culture, trans representation, trans visibility, Transgender, transgender anime

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a team of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding. You’ll never be bored here because we have a quest where you have to find a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but fluffy bunnies wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

adhd, Adult Daughter, Alimony, burner account, Chronic pain, codependency, default, divorce settlement, ex husband, ExHubbyDontKnow, Guilt, ignore, junk mail, Legal, Marriage, Minecraft, Mutual, neurodivergence, retirement benefits, self-diagnosed, Server, SPLIT, understand

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5435
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

addict girlfriend, addict step son, barely getting by, custody battle, Divorce, drug addict, financial responsibility, healthy baby, heroin, Homeless, Meth, newborn son, NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids, opioids, Pregnancy, prescription pain pills, recovering addict, recovering alcoholic, refusing, retired, social worker, Suboxone

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	130
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

contemplation, death, death anxiety, death frequency, death reflection, DeathCraft, Edition, end of life, existential thoughts, facing mortality, fear of death, life and death, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality frequency, mortality mindset, mortality pondering, mortality reflection, thoughts on death, thoughts on mortality, yolo

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	9876	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Jesses SMP (Vanilla)

Chatintegration, Communication, Community, Discord, fast server, Fullyvanilla, Fullyvanillasurvival, Growing, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, planet minecraft, Server, Shop, shop-owner, Shops, Simplevoicechat, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, VOICE, Voicechat

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Void Armor Forged:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

A completely vanilla SMP with a fully built out spawn and a very well-made Discord server.

What makes my server unique is that unlike every other “vanilla server” out there, my server is actually vanilla. How many times have you looked around for a vanilla SMP just for you to find one that claims to be vanilla, and then you join and they have anti-grief protection or even small mods/plugins such as locked chests. Do you know how annoying this is? I hated this so much that I gave in and decided to make my own server.

Some features that my server has that is different from most servers is:

• A channel in the Discord server that links the Minecraft chat and the Discord chat to allow better communication

• A decently hard-to-get role in the Discord server called “Shop Owner” (It is much harder than what the title makes it seem, more info in the Discord)

• Completely vanilla unlike every other server that claims to be vanilla

• A fully complete Discord server that wasn’t rushed and was made by me (I’ve been making servers for almost four years)

• I give everyone several chances before getting banned and I’m not strict

• I don’t give people I know custom roles or special permissions such as operator or administrator just because I know them

• I play survival unlike almost every other server owner in which they go in creative or cheat to get stuff

• Simple Voice Chat (I still consider my server fully vanilla since voice chat is completely optional)

• Builds and shops will be at spawn which will make for a great community

• My server has 4 gigabytes of ram with a 200% cpu boost which allows fast server joining and chunk loading

This server is actively growing very fast so I hope to see some even more members from Planet Minecraft. My server is really well-thought out, has several cool features such as the Shop Owner role and chat integration, and I didn’t rush when I was making everything, so I hope you guys love everything that I spent hours creating.

Discord: discord.gg/BYT4r6ZRJX

109.230.238.222:25569

SluttyWife’sFace Minecraft Server

adult content, cuckold, Cum, cum fetish, cum on face, cum play, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, explicit, facial, fetish, hotwife, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, Roleplay, Server, sexual fantasy, slut wife, SluttyWifesFace, Submission, taboo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and… wait, what was that about someone’s wife? Oh, never mind, just ignore that and focus on the amazing features of our server!

Join us if you want to ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and maybe even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure (and possibly someone’s naughty fantasies, but shh, we don’t talk about that). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

blacked, derogatory, discrimination, FAGGOT, finished, Gay, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Identity, jew’d, Lame, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, offensive, Over.., prejudice, racism, RainbowCraft, Server, Stereotypes, White

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7360
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2013	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.

Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!

BeachBumCraft

beach community, beach house, Beach Life, beach lifestyle, beach living challenges, beach living cons, beach living considerations, beach living disadvantages, beach living downsides, beach living drawbacks, beach living issues, beach living problems, beach living realities, beach town, BeachBumCraft, beachfront living, Coastal Living, living by the ocean, living by the sea, Ocean Views

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ores Mined:	6808	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Well, on our Minecraft server, the downside is getting attacked by killer dolphins with laser eyes! But don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly sea turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your sandcastle fortress. Plus, our beachside villas come equipped with automatic sunscreen dispensers and complimentary ice cream stands. So come join us for some fun in the sun (and occasional dolphin battles) on our beachfront paradise server!

HouthisCraft Minecraft Server

Anti-Ship Missiles, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, Houthis, HouthisCraft, intel, intelligence, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile technology, naval warfare, Report, russia, Saudi Arabia, security threat, Server, united states, weapons transfer, Yemen

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so, like, u know that one server where u can like, build stuff and like, mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is like, totally not that. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, a group of houthis tried to like, take over the server with anti-ship missiles. it was like, so intense, but also kinda hilarious. u gotta join this server if u wanna like, experience some wild and wacky adventures. plus, we have like, the best parties and the coolest builds. so like, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!