suvs – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

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TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

2020, 9.1k, Automotive Industry, automotive news, car recalls, consumer safety, Counting, electric vehicles, MODEL X, Problem, Recalls, safety issue, second recall, Server, suvs, tesla, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft, US, vehicle defects, vehicle maintenance, vehicle malfunction, vehicle repairs, vehicle safety

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

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Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Abyss Network

Active, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Dayz, Earth, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minigames, multiplayer, non-p2w, ONLINE, PvP, server-network, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Abyss Network! Online 24/7!

A Fun, Simple, NON-P2W Server Network!

With Games such as: 1. Survival, 2. Skyblock, 3. ApocolypZe (DayZ) *unreleased*.

Join today for a fun, and simple experience!!

abyssnetwork.co:25606

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CrystalClub

Anti-Griefing, base building, Builds, challenging dungeons, CrystalClub, Custom Biomes, Diverse, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Explore, hostile mobs, immersive experience, Peace of mind, Players, PvE, Resources, Safe, Server, skill levels, Survival

CrystalClub

Welcome to CrystalClub, our server is designed to offer a diverse and immersive experience for players of all skill levels. Here’s what you can expect:

Survival World: Explore a vast, dynamic world with custom biomes and challenging dungeons. Gather resources, build your base, and survive against the elements and hostile mobs.

Anti-Griefing: Our server features robust anti-griefing measures to keep your builds safe. Enjoy peace of mind while you create and explore.

crystalclub.mywire.org:25584

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Xapros SMP: Where we accidentally set the world on fire and call it an event!

accidentally, Active, application, base saved, Builds, Call, collectable items, Community, daily logins, Discord, Event, Fire, Friendly, holiday themed, Mature Players, Minigames, new players, No Griefing, No Reset, Semi Vanilla, set, smp, strict rules, Survival, vanilla feeling, whitelist only, world, xapros

About Us:

We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items!

We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂

We have 5-15 different players who log on daily

We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind!

Zero lag and 24/7 uptime

We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are

No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling

Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing!

Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9

Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k

FAQs

Question	Answer
How often are holiday themed events held?	Every few months
How many players log on daily?	5-15 players
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, no random rogue players
Are there any immersion breaking mods?	No, no land claims, tps, or mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling
What are the rules against?	Stealing, hacking, and griefing

NikCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anis, Aquamarine, Chic Ocean, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Ein, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Juvenile Days, Lovely Date, maiden, Minecraft, Naga, new players, NikCraft, Nikke Beauty Full Shot., Nikke General, Nikke Summer Event 2024, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Ultimate, Under The Sun, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with solo raids, crazy events, and special recruits that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a raid, surrounded by enemies on all sides. But fear not, because on this server, you’ll have the power to conquer them all and emerge victorious! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Co-Op event, where you’ll team up with fellow players to take down the mighty Nihilister.

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Rosanna: Chic Ocean and Ein will have you looking fly while you battle it out in style. And with costume passes like Maiden: Under The Sun and Lovely Date, you’ll be the envy of every player in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there). See you in the game!

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Minecraft SMP: /Wendy/ Wednesday – Hatless Adventures

Adventures, Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive 2.5, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, Hatless, Hatless Edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Thread question, Voices in Your Head, Wednesday, Wendy

Hey there, are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for the Snoot Game where you can hug gators and listen to the epic OST that will blow your mind. Need a break from building? Check out our Fang board playlists that will have you rocking out in no time.

And don’t forget to explore our Snootboorus for some wild fics and art that will leave you speechless. Want to chat with some AI chatbots or play with Blender models? We’ve got you covered with our insane collection.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, do you hear voices in your head? Because on our server, you just might!

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DebtDodgerCraft

adulting, Boundaries, car loan, Communication, DEBT, DebtDodgerCraft, Decision making, finances, financial decisions, financial independence, financial responsibility, money management, Partnership, personal finance, real estate, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Support, tough choices, tough love

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like car loans and relationship issues? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first! Our community is filled with players who understand that real estate and debt are just pixels in the grand scheme of things. Plus, our moderators are experts at resolving conflicts, so you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for not being a “man” because you’re too busy crafting the ultimate diamond sword. Join us now and leave the real world behind – after all, who needs a Tesla when you can ride a pig through the Nether?

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RedditIsBadMC SMP

community moderation, content sharing, digital communication, digital communities, discussion platform, internet culture, internet discussions, internet trends, online communities, Online Community, online conversations, online culture, online discourse, online forums, online interactions, reddit, RedditIsBadMC, smp, social media, social-networking, user engagement, User-generated content

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen while riding a llama with a diamond sword in hand. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players – we’ve got a group of villagers who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. But don’t worry, we’ve also got a team of heroic chickens who are ready to save the day with their egg-throwing abilities.

So why wait? Join our SMP now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Who needs reddit when you can have this level of insanity in your Minecraft world?

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FreakCraft: Modern Mayhem

Abnormal, attention-grabbing, BIZARRE, controversial, culture, current events, Entertainment, Events, freak shows, Freakcraft, MAYHEM, Media, MODERN, modern society, peculiar, public interest, sensationalism, sensationalized, Shocking.., social media, spectacle, trending, UNUSUAL

Tired of boring old events that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every event is a freak show extravaganza! Watch as players ride pigs through obstacle courses, battle giant chickens in epic duels, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. So why settle for the same old events when you can join us and experience the ultimate freak show fun!

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HuwCraft: Breaking Blocks, Not Laws!

Abuse, allegations, arrest, BBC, blocks, BREAKING, Charged, children, court case, crime, Exploitation, Former BBC News presenter, Huw Edwards, HuwCraft, investigation, Journalism, Laws, Legal, making indecent images, Media, News, scandal, television personality, uk

so, like, u wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin’. former bbc news presenter huw edwards is like, totally in charge here. he’s buildin’ the most epic pixel art of children makin’ indecent images. it’s like, so wild and crazy, u gotta see it to believe it. join now for a chance to witness this insane masterpiece and be a part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind!

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PollutionCraft: Offshore Spike

environmental impact, gas platforms, hydrocarbons, north sea, North Sea oil, off-shore sites, Offshore, oil and gas extraction, Pollutants, Pollution, pollution concentration, pollution control, pollution distance, pollution effects, pollution increase, pollution levels, pollution management, pollution prevention, pollution sources, PollutionCraft, spike

LOL come join our Minecraft server cuz it’s like diving into a sea of oil and gas but without the pollution, just pure fun! We make pollution spike by 10,000% within half a kilometer around our off-shore sites, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so no harm done!

Pollutants like hydrocarbons are up to 10,613% higher within 500 m of our platforms, making it the perfect place for all you pollution-loving players out there! Swim through our pixelated oil spills and bask in the glow of our virtual pollution, it’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Join us now and see for yourself the crazy world of pollution and fun we have waiting for you! Who needs clean air and water when you can have a Minecraft server like ours, right?! Let’s get polluting, I mean crafting, together!

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