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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2331 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 2949 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).
So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?