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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, Minecraft, NSFW, office, risky behavior, scandalous, smp, taboo, unprofessional, work, workplace behavior, workplace boundaries, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace standards, WorkplaceNSFW

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mines Excavated:	2615
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

FutureJobCraft

advanced professions, cutting-edge professions, emerging professions, forward-thinking jobs, future jobs, FutureJobCraft, futuristic careers, innovative roles, job trends, modern vocations, next-gen work, niche jobs, non-traditional roles, out-of-the-box careers, specialized fields, strange careers, unconventional jobs, unique occupations, unusual work, upcoming occupations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	145
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with the same old professions? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you the professions of the future!

Join our server and become a professional Virtual Reality Architect, designing the most mind-blowing virtual worlds that will make players question reality itself. Or how about becoming a Quantum Mechanic, manipulating the very fabric of space and time to create epic structures and contraptions that defy the laws of physics?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Crypto Miner and mine for digital currency in the depths of the Minecraft world, making virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Or become a Biohacker and genetically engineer your own Minecraft creatures, creating new species that will dominate the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve with these wacky professions that will soon become a reality!

BlockyButtCureNoSurg

BlockyButtCureNoSurg, cancer care, Cancer management, Cancer prevention, cancer recurrence, Cancer risk management, Cancer surgery, Cancer surgery alternatives, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, colorectal cancer, Medical Treatment, Minimally invasive treatment, non surgical treatment, oncology, Rectal cancer, Rectal cancer treatment, Recurrence risk, surgery, Treatment, tumor recurrence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	146	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Community, culture, current events, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Global, indian hate, jewish activity, Mainstream, marginalized groups, MatzahCraft, media coverage, Minecraft, minority rights, Religion, Server, Social Issues, social justice, tolerance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	330	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

Anime, Characters, COSPLAY, creative writing, crossover, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Gaming, JRPG Characters, JRPGs, JRPGWarrior, Masters, meets, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, servants, smp, storytelling, type moon, video games, Visual Novel Characters, visual novels, VisualNovelMaster

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Gifts4Grief

America, appreciate, bulky, collect, dusty, expensive, Forgotten, Gesture, Gifts, Gifts4Grief, Happy, leather, mention, mint condition, Phone, sister, Surprise, ungrateful, unnecessary items, Visiting, wallet

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Votes:	7982
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5208
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

anti-depressants, antidepressants, anxiety, coping, depression, emotional health, medication, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood, pharmaceuticals, PillPopper420, Prescription, Psychiatry, serotonin, side effects, smp, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

CraftyApocalypse

Apocalypse, armageddon, asteroid impact, catastrophic event, civilization collapse, climate change, cosmic event, CraftyApocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, environmental disaster, existential threat, extinction event, global catastrophe, human extinction, mass extinction, nuclear war, pandemic, planetary destruction, societal collapse, technological singularity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

bombs, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Crisis, danger, environmental disaster, Houthi, instability, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, oil spill, rebels, red, Red Sea, sabotage, sea, SECURITY, Tanker, Tension, Terrorism, threat, Video, War, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

ArcticAntibioticsCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!