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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	1697
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

MotherInLawMansion Minecraft Server

caring parent, challenging situations, coping strategies, coping with loss, difficult decisions, emotional toll., exhaustion, family dynamics, family relationships, germophobia, health issues, hygiene, illness prevention, judgment, maternal death, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMansion, over protective, personal boundaries, renal insufficiency, self-care, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a hospital room? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will be picking their nose while playing, and hand washing is a must before joining any games.

Join us and avoid the drama of in-laws who don’t understand the importance of hygiene. Our server is so clean, even your kidneys will thank you for it!

Don’t risk getting sick from playing on other servers, come join us where the only thing contagious is the fun! And remember, staying germ-free is not just for germophobes, it’s for everyone who wants to game in a safe and clean environment. See you in the game!

CraftyCashShowdown

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, control, CraftyCashShowdown, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, Expenses, Fighting, Financial, income, Insecurity, Jealousy, misunderstanding, MONEY, not answering right away, relationship, Resentment, Trust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Emeralds Found:	6569	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into the world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a fun and hilarious time with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

Are you tired of your boyfriend constantly questioning your every move and how you spend your in-game currency? Well, on our server, you can be the boss of your own virtual world without anyone breathing down your neck! Build your dream house rent-free and spend your diamonds however you please, without anyone judging you for treating your friends to a virtual coffee.

Join us for a laugh as we navigate the crazy world of Minecraft, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest and most epic creations. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle, without anyone asking you how much gold you have in your virtual bank account. So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our hilarious Minecraft server!

LifeChangingLlama – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mines Excavated:	3816	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	71	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and make a decision that will change the course of your virtual life forever! Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party around you. You join in, busting out your best moves, and before you know it, you’re crowned the Creeper King/Queen of the server. Your life will never be the same after that epic dance-off! So come join us and make decisions that will rock your blocky world!

BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

activities, BlockyBoys, DISLIKES, Gender norms, Gender Roles, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Mining, misconceptions, Myths, Opinions, Perspectives, Preferences, reddit, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

BlockyBankBusters

account closures, banking policies, banking regulations, block accounts, BlockyBankBusters, Clients, compliance, cross-border payments, financial compliance, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, foreign transactions, international banking, legal requirements, money transfers, payments, restrictions, russia, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	5049	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so, like, u know how some banks be all like “nope, u can’t make payments from russia”? well, not on our server, fam! we welcome all the craziness from russia and beyond! come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and shenanigans. who needs banks when u can just trade diamonds and emeralds with ur fellow players, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground russian mafia faction that u can join if u dare. so come on, comrade, join us and let’s show those banks who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

ZeroInfinityCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Falling into the Void:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like ballerinas. u can ride on dragons and shoot diamonds out of ur butt. the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant u wishes if u find the secret rainbow portal. u can build a house made of cake and eat it too. there’s a secret underground disco party with skeletons as djs. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. remember, no matter how big a number is, it is always closer to zero than infinity on this server.

FitCraft: Aging Like a Boss

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our minecraft server and get RIPPED while playing! our virtual world is specially designed to make you sweat and build muscle as you mine and craft your way to victory.

imagine fighting off creepers while doing squats, or chopping down trees to build your house while doing lunges. it’s like a crossfit workout, but with blocks and pickaxes!

we even have a special “yoga zone” where you can relax and stretch out after a long day of mining. namaste, my fellow blockheads.

so if you want to get buff and build epic structures at the same time, join our server now! you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see how ripped you’ve gotten from playing minecraft.

The Hinges of Walmart [SMP] – Not Custom – Definitely Not Mature

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, gameplay, Hero, Hinges, Ip:, Legacy, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villain, Walmart, XP..

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview
Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP to join the server?	The IP to join The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft server is gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Where can I join the Discord community?	You can join our Discord community at https://www.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a special promotion for new players?	Yes, the next 50 players to join will enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost for a legendary start.
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique house-made progression system, thrilling challenges, and a dedicated staff for an immersive gameplay experience.

DoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Animals Bred:	137
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom on steroids! We’ve got quests that will make your head spin, stats that will blow your mind, and a shop that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! We have an AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. And if you’re feeling competitive, we have mission alerts that will make you feel like a true hero in Fortnite Battle Royale.

Join us and be a Marvel Hero in Minecraft, travel the Champion’s Road, and even race past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island. And don’t forget about our LEGO Fortnite v30.40 update, where you can use bus stations to fast travel like never before.

But the best part? Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union, and if you sign up for survey emails, you’ll receive a free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. And if you join our Fortnite Crew in July, you’ll get The Operator skin that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!