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Oslo Citizens Hate Cruise Ship Tourists
u ever been to oslo and been like, damn these cruise ship tourists suck? well guess what, on this server, u can be the one causing chaos for the oslo citizens! join now to experience the peak irony of trolling those pesky tourists, all while building ur own epic creations in this 1200+ year old city. trust me, the vikings would approve. sail the high seas, wreak havoc, and make oslo citizens wish they never crossed paths with u. join now for the ultimate trolling experience! -
Warping to Carbon Chaos
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da ultimate eco-friendly place to be in Minecraft, bro! We out here savin’ da planet, one block at a time! Like, did u know dat long-distance travel be messin’ up da environment? Well, on dis server, we teleport everywhere cuz we care ’bout dem carbon emissions, ya feel me?We got crazy warp zones dat take u to da most lit places in da world without messin’ up Mother Earth. And like, if u wanna go international, no prob! We got u covered with our interdimensional portals dat make u feel like u flyin’ first class on a magic carpet.
So, if u wanna be a real eco-warrior in Minecraft, join dis server and let’s save da planet together, one pixel at a time! Let’s show dem creepers who’s boss and keep our world green and clean, fam! Let’s do dis!
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WildlifeCraft: Crackdown Costa Rica
Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Costa Rica is tryna shut it down? That’s right, our server is so lit that even the wildlife wanna be a part of it! We got pandas, tigers, and even a freakin’ unicorn roaming around our protected areas. But don’t worry, we got security measures in place to keep them from griefing your builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging Costa Rican authorities while building your dream world! -
CraftyCruiseBan
so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like being in amsterdam but without all the overtourism? well, do i have the server for u! we banned cruise ships from spawning in our world cuz they were causing too much chaos and lagging the server. now u can build ur own virtual amsterdam without all the pesky tourists getting in ur way. join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!



