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GochisaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Community, cute, discussion, Fandom, favorite character, FIX, forum, Gochi thread, Gochisa, GochisaCraft, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, new discovery, ONLINE, Otaku, Server, slice of life, Sxarp, Ultimate, woke up

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have a Gochi thread? Look no further, because on our server, not only do we have a Gochi thread, but Sxarp is also officially declared the best girl! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky community where anything can happen – even Gochi becoming the ruler of the Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	2836	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	128	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Votes:	3661	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Buildings Constructed:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!