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SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Middle School Pookie

Cross-Play, Features, Gaming, Join, middle school, Minecraft, Network, Pookie, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, SUSSY

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to the Pookie SMP! One of the most sussy networks around! We offer a wide range of features while playing our network! Join now to check them out!

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DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	81696	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	4419

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	919	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Mousetouch Madness Server

brain development, brain research, developmental neuroscience, madness, mGluR1, mouse brain, Mousetouch, neural connections, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological disorders, neuroscientists, Origins, receptor protein, sense of touch, sensory circuits, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, Synaptic Plasticity, temporary connections, treatment options

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4834	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

join dis minecraft server if u wanna unlock ur brain’s full potential like a mouse on steroids. our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with short-lived neural connections making u feel things u never felt before. u’ll be touchin’ blocks like never before, thanks to our mGluR1 receptor protein that’s gonna blow ur mind. forget neurodevelopmental disorders, we’re here to create new ways to treat ur boring old brain. so come join us and let’s get touchy-feely in the wildest minecraft server around!

MineCraft PoE Server – Exile Zone

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Console Update, couch co op, Dead, early access, Exile, gameplay, Global 1488, Ingame Chat, latest news, Links, Minecraft, necropolis, November, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, PoE, POE 2, poeg, Server, Tools, Utilities, Walkthrough, witch, Zone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	121
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	797262
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your own sanity.

🌟 Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual world is populated by unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Explore dungeons filled with loot, build a castle in the sky, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

🔥 Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will protect you from griefers, hackers, and any other troublemakers. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot and snacks.

💥 And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is the only place in the Minecraft universe where you can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, adventurer! 🚀🔮🐉

BlockyBucks Minecraft Server

banking services, blockchain technology, BlockyBucks, cost efficiency, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Digital transactions., economic impact, electronic payments, financial disruption, financial innovation, financial institutions, financial services, financial technology, financial transactions, FinTech, Minecraft, money transfer, payment systems, peer-to-peer payments, Server, transaction fees

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to transfer a whopping 165 million dollars at the low, low cost of 790 thousand dollars! That’s like, less than 0.05% of the total amount – talk about a steal!

Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.

Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AutisticCraft: No Excuses!

Apology, autism, AutisticCraft, Behavior, Commission, Communication, Conflict, EXCUSE, Excuses, friendship, high end, inconsiderate, luxury brand, Management, misunderstanding, Professionalism, Promotion, social cues, womens clothing, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the high-end women’s clothing store owned by a luxury brand! Join us for a chance to become the store stylist and earn those sweet commissions, just like in real life!

But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?

Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?

Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

BerylCraft Minecraft Server

BerylCraft, caribbean, caribbean islands, climate change, devastation, disaster relief, emergency management, emergency preparedness, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, hurricane aftermath, Hurricane Beryl, hurricane season, jamaica, Minecraft, natural disaster, Server, severe weather, storm damage, tropical storm, Weather forecast, Windward Islands

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Emeralds Found:	8090	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hurricanes stronger than Beryl herself, but don’t worry, they only destroy the boring parts of the map so you can build cooler stuff. we have magical islands that appear out of nowhere and leave at least 1 player dead (jk, respawn is always on). our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in Jamaica partying with the locals. join now and experience the thrill of surviving the storm while building your dream world.

USAcraft: Finnish Defense Deal

Alliance, bipartisan support, Deal, defence agreement, Defense, diplomatic relations, finland, FINNISH, foreign policy, Government, Helsinki, international relations, military cooperation, national defense, nato, Parliament, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Transatlantic Cooperation, unanimous approval, united states, Usa, USAcraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	8028	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, the finnish parliament, like, totally approved this defence agreement with the USA, right? so you know this server is gonna be lit AF. like, we got all the protection and stuff, so you can build your epic castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up.

and, like, the best part is, the president of Finland himself is a player on this server. he’s, like, always online, building giant monuments and stuff. he even built a replica of the white house, but made it out of diamonds.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, seriously, we got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

so, like, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it.