Suspension MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

Ruling, judicial ruling, Brazilian politics, decision, constitutional law

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

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JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

+x, Brazil’s top judge, suspended, starlink, possible suspension

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

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CraftyMusk’sCourtBrazil

judicial intervention, threat, twitter, social media, court order.

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?

anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺

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CraftyJetCEO’sJailbreak

Deal, diplomatic tensions, uae, fighter jets, arrest

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the UAE is suspending deals and stuff over some dude getting arrested. like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

like, imagine building your own fighter jets and, like, flying them around the server. you can be the hero who saves the day and stops all the drama. or you can be the villain who causes even more chaos. the choice is yours, man.

plus, we have, like, exclusive deals with France for all your fighter jet needs. you can be the coolest kid on the block with your own personal jet. who needs horses when you can fly, amirite?

so, like, come join the server and be a part of the craziest drama-filled adventure ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlockBlast Minecraft Server

humanitarian concerns, licence, government decision, pending review, Server

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!

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BlockyBrits vs. Israel

Government, diplomatic relations, military equipment, Politics, foreign policy

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking sheep! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even britain is expected to suspend some arms sales to israel just to play on it! true story bro, the queen herself was spotted building a castle made entirely of diamonds on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! also, did we mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

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AmazonPaveNoWay

Environment, government decision, pave, Brazil, #sustainability

so, like, u know how there’s this server where u can, like, build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have a grand ol’ time? well, imagine if that server was, like, the most epic server everrrr. like, so epic that former President Jair Bolsonaro wanted to pave a highway through it, but then everyone was like, “nah dude, we gotta protect this server at all costs!” so now, this server is, like, the most protected server in alllll of Minecraft land. u gotta join this server, not only to build and mine and have fun, but also to protect it from evil highway builders. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server adventure everrrr!

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KickCraft – International Soccer Server

Soccer, fa, #Southgate, spain, International

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Chelsea recalling players from Olympic squads, Spain proposing 11 World Cup stadiums for 2030, and managers stepping down left and right like it’s a game of musical chairs!

Join us for the ultimate chaos and drama as we navigate through FIFA delays, England manager searches, and who knows what else will happen next! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness right here in our Minecraft world?

So come on in and join the fun – you never know what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you on our server!

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GymnastGoneVapeGod

discipline issues, Sportsmanship, GymnastGoneVapeGod, rules violation, TEAM

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

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WolfCraft2024

disciplinary committee, suspension, Demiral, football news, Turkish player

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they get banned for doin’ wolf gestures? well, u found the right place, buddy! our server is so crazy, even the mobs are like “what the heck is happenin’ here?” join us if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay ever. who knows, maybe u’ll end up gettin’ banned for doin’ a chicken dance or somethin’. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!

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