Suspension Minecraft Servers (Page 3)

CraftyMusk’sCourtBrazil
Brazilian Supreme Courtelon muskjudicial interventionlegal actiontwitter
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺

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CraftyJetCEO’sJailbreak
arms tradeCraftyJetCEOsJailbreakGovernmentMIDDLE EASTPolitics
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the UAE is suspending deals and stuff over some dude getting arrested. like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.
like, imagine building your own fighter jets and, like, flying them around the server. you can be the hero who saves the day and stops all the drama. or you can be the villain who causes even more chaos. the choice is yours, man.
plus, we have, like, exclusive deals with France for all your fighter jet needs. you can be the coolest kid on the block with your own personal jet. who needs horses when you can fly, amirite?
so, like, come join the server and be a part of the craziest drama-filled adventure ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlockBlast Minecraft Server
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omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!

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BlockyBrits vs. Israel
BlockyBritsdefense industryMIDDLE EASTMilitarymilitary equipment
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking sheep! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.
our server is so lit that even britain is expected to suspend some arms sales to israel just to play on it! true story bro, the queen herself was spotted building a castle made entirely of diamonds on our server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! also, did we mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

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AmazonPaveNoWay
DevelopmentInfrastructureJair Bolsonaropavesuspension
so, like, u know how there’s this server where u can, like, build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have a grand ol’ time? well, imagine if that server was, like, the most epic server everrrr. like, so epic that former President Jair Bolsonaro wanted to pave a highway through it, but then everyone was like, “nah dude, we gotta protect this server at all costs!” so now, this server is, like, the most protected server in alllll of Minecraft land. u gotta join this server, not only to build and mine and have fun, but also to protect it from evil highway builders. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server adventure everrrr!

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GymnastGoneVapeGod
consequencesdiscipline issuesJapanese culturesmokingTokyo 2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

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WolfCraft2024
Demiraldisciplinary actiondisciplinary committeeEuropean ChampionshipUEFA
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they get banned for doin’ wolf gestures? well, u found the right place, buddy! our server is so crazy, even the mobs are like “what the heck is happenin’ here?” join us if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay ever. who knows, maybe u’ll end up gettin’ banned for doin’ a chicken dance or somethin’. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!

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SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege
Boundariescriminal chargescriticizingGrandparentsSisCritiqueButPaidForCollege
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without worrying about your sister pulling crazy stunts like Mia. Imagine a world where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or family drama getting in your way.
Plus, who needs grandparents helping with college when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire in our server? Forget about loans and financial stress, just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft kingdom.
Join us now and leave all the real-life chaos behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
aid workersGazaCraftHumanitarian Aidhumanitarian crisisunited nations
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, bro. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows, it’s wild.
like, if you don’t join, the UN is gonna be all up in your face, telling you to suspend your aid operations across Gaza. but if you join us, you’ll be safe from all that drama, man.
come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by flying pigs. yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, homies.

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RevengeCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those pesky classmates and their inappropriate phone calls? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?
Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!

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