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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1861 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3804 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!