Our server is the place to be if you’re looking for a community of players who are as laid back as a zombie in the sun. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant statues made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a pig being chased by a wolf.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a special potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will follow you around like loyal pets. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But the real reason to join our server is the people. We’re a group of misfits, weirdos, and meme lords who just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff. So come on over and join us for the dankest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring some snacks, because you never know when a hunger-inducing munchie attack will strike.