suspends Minecraft Servers

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  • PorkyCraft Minecraft Server

    PorkyCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol imagine if all the pigs in minecraft were from this shady pork processing plant in the U.S. and Canada was like NOPE, we ain’t havin’ that! come join our server where we only serve the freshest, non-suspect pork in all of minecraft land! trust us, your virtual taste buds will thank you. plus, rumor has it that the pigs here can fly and drop diamonds instead of pork chops. join now before the pigs get grounded!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

    SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

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    so like, u know how ukraine be tryna do some shady stuff? well the u.s. was like “nah fam, u can’t be using our satellite imagery no more!” so now ukraine gotta figure out how to spy on people without the fancy satellite pics. but like, who needs satellite imagery when u can just join our minecraft server, right? we got all the virtual landscapes u could ever need, plus u can build ur own spy headquarters and stuff. join now and help ukraine get back on their spy game, minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KyivCraft Server: No Treason, Just Blocks!

    KyivCraft Server: No Treason, Just Blocks!

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    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, the chief of unmanned systems gets suspended for like, treason and having ties to Russia! like, what even is happening in this server, man? it’s wild!

    but hey, that’s not even the best part. you gotta join this server because there’s a secret underground base where all the banned players hang out and plot their revenge. it’s like a whole other world down there, with lava pits and zombie pigmen everywhere. you gotta see it to believe it!

    oh, and did i mention that the server has a pet llama named Larry who can talk? yeah, he’s got all the gossip on what’s going down in the server. he’s like the TMZ of Minecraft animals.

    so yeah, if you wanna experience all the drama and craziness of this server, you gotta join now! who knows what other wacky stuff will happen next? it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, man.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

    SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

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    so, like, this server is so lit that even Brazilian judges are getting involved! they suspended X platform because it was too fire for them to handle. they were like, “we can’t handle all this awesomeness, we need a legal representative to deal with it!” but we were like, “nah, we don’t need that, we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons in our Minecraft world.”

    join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SuspendCraft: No Legal Rep, No Play!

    SuspendCraft: No Legal Rep, No Play!

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    so, like, this server is so lit that even brazilian judges are getting involved! they were like, “yo, you gotta name a legal rep or we gonna shut you down!” but we were like, “nah, we too cool for that, we don’t need no legal rep!” and they were like, “fine, we gonna suspend you then.” but guess what? we still up and running, cause we don’t play by the rules, we make our own rules! join us for the most epic minecraft adventures and be part of a server that even the law can’t touch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GeoCraft Minecraft Server

    GeoCraft Minecraft Server

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    so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dooby Minecraft Server

    Dooby Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a sleepy panda? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (he’s a great dancer, trust us).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Diamond Chicken, amirite?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the sky is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with chocolate milk, and the only limit is your imagination. It dooby like that.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP

    WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of lazy NEETs leeching off their parents and not contributing to society? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we kick out any player who doesn’t have a job flipping burgers in-game to pay for their virtual apartment or mortgage. We don’t tolerate perma-welfare addicted hippies here, only hard-working gamers who know how to fend for themselves. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for players who think they’re Nazis online – they’re definitely not “based” in our book. So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Odiecraft

    Odiecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    I decided to make a powerful Minecraft server with some quality of life changes.

    keepInventory is on, so that you don’t lose items on death. Phantoms are disabled.

    Everyone has the /sethome command.

    The max view distance is set to 32.

    It is running on Google hardware so it should have a good ping.

    The main rule is commonsense for a friendly server (no griefing).

    Try us out!

    odiecraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
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