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WeddingCraft Jihad Squad
African terrorism, al-qaeda, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremism, global terrorism, Isis, Islamic militants, jihad, kill, Mali, massacre, radicalization, security threat, squad, Suspected Jihadis, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror, wedding ceremony, WeddingCraft, West Africacome join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the real world madness like suspected jihadis attacking weddings in mali. on our server, the only thing attacking u will be creepers and zombies, and u can respawn as many times as u want! plus, we have a special wedding venue where u can have ur own virtual ceremony without the fear of terrorists crashing the party. join now for a wedding experience u won’t forget (unless u get amnesia from too many creeper explosions)! -
HolyBlockParty
alcoholism, alienation, atheist, Catholic, child custody, Church, church attendance, church impress, church visit, co parenting, custody, Divorce, emotional maturity, HolyBlockParty, parenting decisions, parenting principles, Religion, religious beliefs, religious exploration, religious exposure, unfaithfulnessLooking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs and values? Look no further! Our server is like a religious debate in a virtual world, where you can build your own temples, churches, mosques, or even a spaghetti monster shrine!Join us and experience the thrill of exploring different religions without the commitment. Just like this OP’s ex, you can impress your crush by showing off your religious knowledge in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true calling in the world of Minecraft!
Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent your virtual blocks. Join us now and let the religious chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing we worship is the almighty diamond sword.
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OilDrillersUnite Minecraft SMP
bill, Congress, congressional approval, energy development, energy independence, energy legislation, energy policy, energy production, energy security, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, executive powers, Fossil Fuels, future Presidents, government regulations, legislative process, Minecraft, Natural resources, oil drilling, OilDrillersUnite, political decisions, public policy, smpOMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server. Like, what even is life right now?But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! ðĪŠðð·ðš #MinecraftMadness